Want to know why nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmartassBrickmelter
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons -

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sierrasport
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My dog ate an entire box of crayons by himself and got a horrible stomach ache.

It was pretty shitty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_Commment
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Megaseth
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What do you call a gun made of crayons?

A weapon of mass creation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nightmare21723
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I bought my grandchildren some crayons and I have to say...

...they make my kin scrawl.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.

He said, β€œThis blue up. Thanks for the gold.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My brother told his son to take the crayon out of his mouth...

...unless he wanted the Crayola Virus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dr00b
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Why do nurses always bring red crayons to work?

In case they need to draw blood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2019
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Saw this on a box of crayons I bought today
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MussoliniPapaBear
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My buddy needed a shoulder to crayon when he saw this
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Berkelium_BK
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Does colorblind people call it grayons instead of crayons?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZigenarZlatan
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My son drew all over the electrical sockets in his room with a crayon.

When I asked him why he did that, he replied β€œYou said I needed a creative outlet.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jhabibs
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I accidentally ate an uncooked crayon...

and I came down with salmonyellow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyBean
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Crayons

Disclaimer: I don't have my own kids yet but I have a lot younger cousins

Whenever someone tells me a story, I always tell them

"If you had a box of crayons, you could color me impressed"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brown_Machismo
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why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Why do nurses love red crayons so much?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/33billings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2019
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I recently found out that it’s mandatory for all nurses to carry a red crayon with them.

Just in case they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daytripper1902
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LucianoMercuri__
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Why do nurses need red crayons?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/caraknowsbest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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I finally found out why Nurses Cary red crayons

Incase they have to Draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hawkeyesfan03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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Why are red crayons a nurse’s favorite?

Because sometimes, they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pumasbutthole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2020
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

COLORado.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shump23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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Where did the crayon go for vacation?

Colorado

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/walter923
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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Where do Crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

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