Want to know why nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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Why do nurses love red crayons so much?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons -

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I recently found out that it’s mandatory for all nurses to carry a red crayon with them.

Just in case they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daytripper1902
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My dog ate an entire box of crayons by himself and got a horrible stomach ache.

It was pretty shitty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Commment
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

(My 8 year old just made it up)

Edit: Thank you for the gilding, she's super happy about this all. You folks are too kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaseth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a gun made of crayons?

A weapon of mass creation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare21723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why do nurses need red crayons?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caraknowsbest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I bought my grandchildren some crayons and I have to say...

...they make my kin scrawl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I finally found out why Nurses Cary red crayons

Incase they have to Draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeyesfan03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.

He said, β€œThis blue up. Thanks for the gold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why are red crayons a nurse’s favorite?

Because sometimes, they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumasbutthole
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My brother told his son to take the crayon out of his mouth...

...unless he wanted the Crayola Virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr00b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Why do nurses always bring red crayons to work?

In case they need to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Saw this on a box of crayons I bought today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MussoliniPapaBear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Where did the crayon go for vacation?

Colorado

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walter923
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My buddy needed a shoulder to crayon when he saw this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berkelium_BK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Does colorblind people call it grayons instead of crayons?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigenarZlatan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My son drew all over the electrical sockets in his room with a crayon.

When I asked him why he did that, he replied β€œYou said I needed a creative outlet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I accidentally ate an uncooked crayon...

and I came down with salmonyellow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBean
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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Crayons

Disclaimer: I don't have my own kids yet but I have a lot younger cousins

Whenever someone tells me a story, I always tell them

"If you had a box of crayons, you could color me impressed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brown_Machismo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/33billings
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Where do crayons go for vacation?

COLORado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Where do Crayons go for vacation?

Colorado.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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