Crayola Puns

A list of puns related to "Crayola"

Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?

He wanted to pass with flying colors.

I thought of that myself.

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👤︎ u/stupidman44
📅︎ May 13 2021
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There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue

They should make a batch of those.

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👤︎ u/Pumpkimstew
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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When I found out crayola had a amusment park I was colerfuly suprised.
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👤︎ u/JoeFlom
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Crayola now has imaginary colors

They're pigments of your imagination.

Sorry, was this joke too off-color?

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do you call a color infection?

Crayola virus

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👤︎ u/Horses77
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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My brother told his son to take the crayon out of his mouth...

...unless he wanted the Crayola Virus.

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👤︎ u/dr00b
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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My son told me he didn’t want to color anymore.

I asked him why, he says “I don’t wanna get crayola virus”.

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👤︎ u/theoverseer20
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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DOS markers

My daughter was playing with those washable Crayola Window markers you can write on the windows with and my dad comes downstairs and asks

“Are those an upgrade from Dos markers?”

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👤︎ u/gusthemouse
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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