I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AardvarkVader
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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Pencil Puns I find on youtube at 3 am imgur.com/jyYX9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaneUchiha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2013
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...

...police are still looking for leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania. 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NelAraby4
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennisYoghurtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Writing with a broken pencil

Is pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvirresnick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I made a pencil with two erasers.

To be honest, it was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustZedekV1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?

There is no point to it anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Why did the pencil stink?

Because it was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadltd
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Mike Pencil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muhhfuckinfudge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I’ve really had enough with unsharpened pencils

THEY’RE POINTLESS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lljjaicksll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.

He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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My new pencil can write UNDERWATER

it can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman7531
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?

He drew a blanc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I was going to tell everyone about my broken pencil

But it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikecheck211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Sometimes I sharpen pencils

Just to make a point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaran211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?

Though I don't really see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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My fiancΓ©e asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said β€œokay that’s enough!”

I said β€œI was just trying to make a point”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixelSniper17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.

They're sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Why shouldn't you write with an unsharpened pencil?

Its pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podolot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the lettering’s all faded.

I’m not sure whether it’s 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...

Where there's a quill there's a way.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers

She said "what's the point?"

My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayergod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

"I dot my eyes on you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.

But I didn't see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.

There's no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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You know what I hate about broken pencils?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ialex2005i
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a pencil with no lead?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rammanoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked-angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Knock knock / Who’s there? / Broken pencil / Broken pencil who?

Nevermind it’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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A friend asked me where I got a pencil from

I said pencilvainia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeletor_is_god
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Went to buy some pencils from the local stationery shop ...

Only to discover it had moved!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why do i use pencil to start off on an essay?

So that i can get a lead on an idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiftphil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?

It was a #2!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SincerelyAshDorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Apparently one of Shakespeares pencils was recently discovered

Apparently he chewed it so much that they couldn’t tell whether it was 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaammyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Some people don't like pencils.

They're erasist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sengariph
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.

2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garythesnail1996
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I went to the pencil sharpening store today

I got some great shavings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevor_Nolan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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If you were anti-pencil...

... would you be erasist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do a woman and a pencil have in common?

Pull of the rubber and you'll never be able to fix a mistake...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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The other day my son asked me where pencils live

Pennsylvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHakimi66387
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..

When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I owned a pencil

Which was owned by William Shakespeare

Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pestopasta16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Is there ever a reason to break the end off your pencil?

No. It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpellingIsAhful
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why should you never use a dull pencil?

It’s pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMcBroom81
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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It's hard to trust pencil artists. They're really sketchy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Let me tell you the joke about the broken pencil.

Actually never mind it’s a pointless joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I sharpened my pencil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/20plus40plus9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Pencil Washington
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a pencil without lead?

Pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why do Pencils shave?

To look sharp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bcubed1812
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Pencils

A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyNJ31
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I was going to tell the story about my broken pencil.

But there was no point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Momorah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noranaziz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Why Shouldn’t You Write With A Broken Pencil

Beacuase its pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanistoxic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindyourtongueboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Why do people throw away unsharpened pencils?

Because they're pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mijuzz7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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UAlberta Law School pencil..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_km
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I had a great joke so I went to sharpen my pencil.................................... but then

I lost the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldermillenial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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What did the Pencil say to the Cowboy?

Draw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingazn
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I told my son the other day to never write with a dull pencil.

There's no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/og_menace2society
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?

There is no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Gamer3495
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Can someone please draw Pencil Washington?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I don’t know why people sharpen their dull pencils.

I just don’t see the point in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxolot
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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God, I hate #2 pencils.

They’re really shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickSnowman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Someone who hates pencils must be an erase-ist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebaum64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a pencil with no end?

A pen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgyung_god
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call a pencil with a broken tip?

Nevermind... it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheezyScrublord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Whenever I try to sharpen this pencil it breaks!

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrneda02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?

Nevermind, there's no point now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupahFlyChickk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Who is the king of pencil case?

The ruler

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Dull pencils are so misunderstood...

Nobody ever gets their point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Why does everyone hate the pencil?

Because it is a eracist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunkinheads115
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I would write you a note with this pencil...

... but it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davechri
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What fruit can be used to remove pencil stains from a wall?

A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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William Shakespeare was deciding what pencil to use

2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What did the pencil say to the eraser?

Take me to your ruler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gj2z
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I sometimes hate singing pencils

Some of them are sharp

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloXxXium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Where did the pencil go on vacation?

Pencilvania

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tornadobill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

cause it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brookie_Jr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Broken pencils are pointless
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvilFSSOMG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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A broken pencil is pointless
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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"I made a pencil with two erasers."

"It was pointless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Writing with a broken pencil...

is pointless.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QWERLATY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twodirtysocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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