I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2013
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
When I go shopping for brow pencils, I never know what I want
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Shakespeare's Pencil
The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...
Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What did the pencil bag say when it got poked?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did the pencil cry?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What did Sula become when he got stabbed by a pencil?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, itβs pointless.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Whatβs a pencils favorite vacation destination?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
The director told me to follow the pencil with my eyes.
Honestly, I couldnβt see the point.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ May 26 2020
Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why can't pencils and erasers move?
Because they're stationery.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil
But nevermind. It's pointless.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Where do pencils come from?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Where do you find the best pencils?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it would be pointless!
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...
...police are still looking for leads.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...Iβll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Where do pencils come from?
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︎ May 25 2020
I made a pencil with two erasers
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?
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︎ May 28 2020
My new pencil can write UNDERWATER
it can write other words too
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Mike Pencil
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Why did the pencil stink?
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︎ May 01 2020
I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I made a pencil with two erasers
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