I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Where do pencils come from?
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Where do you find the best pencils?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it would be pointless!
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...Iβll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...
...police are still looking for leads.
I made a pencil with two erasers
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
I made a pencil with two erasers.
To be honest, it was pointless.
Where do pencils come from?
What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?
Writing with a broken pencil
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
My new pencil can write UNDERWATER
it can write other words too
Why did the pencil stink?
Iβve really had enough with unsharpened pencils
We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.
He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.
What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
I was going to tell everyone about my broken pencil
Sometimes I sharpen pencils
My fiancΓ©e asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said βokay thatβs enough!β
I said βI was just trying to make a pointβ.
I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.
Why shouldn't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the letteringβs all faded.
Iβm not sure whether itβs 2B or not 2B.
I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.
But I didn't see the point.
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I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers
She said "what's the point?"
My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.
What did the pencil say to the paper?
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...
Where there's a quill there's a way.
You know what I hate about broken pencils?
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I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.
What do you call a pencil with no lead?
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now itβs a wrecked-angle.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Knock knock / Whoβs there? / Broken pencil / Broken pencil who?
Nevermind itβs pointless.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Why do i use pencil to start off on an essay?
So that i can get a lead on an idea
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?
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︎ Jul 10 2019
Went to buy some pencils from the local stationery shop ...
Only to discover it had moved!
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︎ Nov 25 2019
A friend asked me where I got a pencil from
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Some people don't like pencils.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Apparently one of Shakespeares pencils was recently discovered
Apparently he chewed it so much that they couldnβt tell whether it was 2B or not 2B
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︎ Oct 31 2019
If you were anti-pencil...
... would you be erasist?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
I went to the pencil sharpening store today
I got some great shavings.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What do a woman and a pencil have in common?
Pull of the rubber and you'll never be able to fix a mistake...
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I owned a pencil
Which was owned by William Shakespeare
Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 18 2018
The other day my son asked me where pencils live
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︎ Sep 12 2019
It's hard to trust pencil artists. They're really sketchy.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Why should you never use a dull pencil?
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︎ May 21 2019
Is there ever a reason to break the end off your pencil?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Let me tell you the joke about the broken pencil.
Actually never mind itβs a pointless joke.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I sharpened my pencil
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︎ Jun 03 2019
What do you call a pencil without lead?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Pencils
A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless
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︎ May 01 2019
Pencil Washington
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why do Pencils shave?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I was going to tell the story about my broken pencil.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless!
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Why Shouldnβt You Write With A Broken Pencil
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
UAlberta Law School pencil..
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︎ Sep 28 2018
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Oct 18 2018
Why do people throw away unsharpened pencils?
Because they're pointless
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I had a great joke so I went to sharpen my pencil.................................... but then
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What did the Pencil say to the Cowboy?
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︎ May 23 2019
Can someone please draw Pencil Washington?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I told my son the other day to never write with a dull pencil.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Someone who hates pencils must be an erase-ist
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What does this joke and a blunt pencil have in common?
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︎ May 19 2019
God, I hate #2 pencils.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I donβt know why people sharpen their dull pencils.
I just donβt see the point in it.
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︎ May 08 2019
Whenever I try to sharpen this pencil it breaks!
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Who is the king of pencil case?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Nevermind, there's no point now...
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︎ Jan 05 2019
What do you call a pencil with no end?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
What do you call a pencil with a broken tip?
Nevermind... it's pointless.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What fruit can be used to remove pencil stains from a wall?
A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
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William Shakespeare was deciding what pencil to use
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I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
I made a pencil with two erasers
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Broken pencils are pointless
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︎ Jun 11 2019
A broken pencil is pointless
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︎ Jul 24 2019
"I made a pencil with two erasers."
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I made a pencil with two erasers.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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Writing with a broken pencil...
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless!
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