I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AardvarkVader
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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Pencil Puns I find on youtube at 3 am imgur.com/jyYX9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaneUchiha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2013
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.

But it was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all

Back to the drawing, bored

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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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When I go shopping for brow pencils, I never know what I want

So eye brows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the pencil smell so bad?

It was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gloompoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.

I don’t see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Shakespeare's Pencil

The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...

Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgtrekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?

So you always get the point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did the pencil bag say when it got poked?

P-Ouch!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radiant-monk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the pencil cry?

Because it wasn't #1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What did Sula become when he got stabbed by a pencil?

Peninsula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil

But there’s no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowGangGang630
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Forget it, it’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firedude1314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What’s a pencils favorite vacation destination?

Pencilvania!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murkroyal420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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The director told me to follow the pencil with my eyes.

Honestly, I couldn’t see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunadan37x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImClumZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why can't pencils and erasers move?

Because they're stationery.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I could tell you the one about the broken pencil

But nevermind. It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Where do pencils come from?

Pennsylvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?

Because they've got the Write Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingrangerprops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Where do you find the best pencils?

In Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kronkeldewonkel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennisYoghurtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it would be pointless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...

...police are still looking for leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...

...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania. 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NelAraby4
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My new pencil can write UNDERWATER

it can write other words too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman7531
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Mike Pencil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muhhfuckinfudge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?

There is no point to it anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?

Though I don't really see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why did the pencil stink?

Because it was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadltd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I've decided to marry a pencil

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omidhashtad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I made a pencil with two erasers

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmkat24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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