I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2013
Knock knock. Whoβs there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who?
Who cares itβs pointless.
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︎ May 23 2021
My pencil broke during the test
I wanted to keep going, but it was pointless
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︎ Jun 03 2021
What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
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︎ May 10 2021
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now itβs a wrecked angle.
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︎ May 28 2021
What do you have when you sharpen a pencil?
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︎ May 28 2021
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I donβt like pencil drawings of dark alleys
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︎ May 09 2021
Todayβs my husbandβs birthday and heβs a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift
Seems like someoneβs gonna get lead tonight.
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︎ May 25 2021
Why does a pencil never takes itΒ΄s medicine?
Because then it would be a penchealthy.
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︎ May 29 2021
One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,
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︎ May 26 2021
I just have a small joke about a pencil.
Never mind there is no point.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I made a pencil with 2 erasers today
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Who is in charge of the pencil box?
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
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︎ May 03 2021
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
Forget about it....it's pointless!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why should you never write with a broken pencil?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Pencil sketching
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︎ May 02 2021
Have you heard the story of the blunt pencil?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I handed my son his pencil, he said "that's my number 2"
I asked him "where's your number 1?"
He said "in the toilet"
I'm so proud!
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︎ Mar 11 2021
How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What did the sharpened pencil say to the dull pencil.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Iβm going to stop calling them βpencil sharpenersβ
And start calling them βpencil shortenersβ. Weβll see how long my family can take it
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My new pencil sharpener came with a good set of instructions.
It was full of useful pointers.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Road trip - why did the Dad tell the kids to take out their pencil and pad?
The sign said Draw bridge.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Shakespeare's Pencil
The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...
Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I made a pencil with 2 erasers.
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︎ May 11 2021
I tried to write with a broken pencil
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the pencil go to the toilet?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why did the pencil cry?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ May 26 2020
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, itβs pointless.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
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