I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who?
Who cares it’s pointless.
My pencil broke during the test
I wanted to keep going, but it was pointless
What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now it’s a wrecked angle.
What do you have when you sharpen a pencil?
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
I don’t like pencil drawings of dark alleys
Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift
Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.
Why does a pencil never takes it´s medicine?
Because then it would be a penchealthy.
One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,
I just have a small joke about a pencil.
Never mind there is no point.
I made a pencil with 2 erasers today
Who is in charge of the pencil box?
Credit to my elementary school niece
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
Forget about it....it's pointless!
Why should you never write with a broken pencil?
Have you heard the story of the blunt pencil?
Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
I handed my son his pencil, he said "that's my number 2"
I asked him "where's your number 1?"
He said "in the toilet"
I'm so proud!
How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
What did the sharpened pencil say to the dull pencil.
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
I’m going to stop calling them “pencil sharpeners”
And start calling them “pencil shorteners”. We’ll see how long my family can take it
My new pencil sharpener came with a good set of instructions.
It was full of useful pointers.
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
Road trip - why did the Dad tell the kids to take out their pencil and pad?
The sign said Draw bridge.
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.
The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...
Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I made a pencil with 2 erasers.
I tried to write with a broken pencil
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
Why did the pencil go to the toilet?
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, it’s pointless.