Why can't pencils and erasers move?

Because they're stationery.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I just pulled my first dadjoke on my girlfriend

I was helping her do some initial pencil line work for a painting that she is working on, and she said to me "I don't know where my kneaded eraser went." To which I responded, "Well, I guess it was needed elsewhere."

She looked me dead in the eyes and just said, "You disgust me."

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📅︎ Feb 18 2015
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