I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AardvarkVader
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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Pencil Puns I find on youtube at 3 am imgur.com/jyYX9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaneUchiha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2013
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who?

Who cares it’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flying-Lions
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My pencil broke during the test

I wanted to keep going, but it was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprudentGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What do you have when you sharpen a pencil?

A good point

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PavilionFlux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I don’t like pencil drawings of dark alleys

Too sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift

Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Why does a pencil never takes itΒ΄s medicine?

Because then it would be a penchealthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordnistLost
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I just have a small joke about a pencil.

Never mind there is no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edward_vi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I made a pencil with 2 erasers today

It was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Who is in charge of the pencil box?

The ruler

Credit to my elementary school niece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aikijo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?

Forget about it....it's pointless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why should you never write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istrx13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Pencil sketching

is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Have you heard the story of the blunt pencil?

It's got no point

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_librarian4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.

It wasn't 2b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I handed my son his pencil, he said "that's my number 2"

I asked him "where's your number 1?"

He said "in the toilet"

I'm so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XandrosUM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?

It has no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I've decided to marry a pencil.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the sharpened pencil say to the dull pencil.

You're pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbie-3x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.

But it's definitely number 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I’m going to stop calling them β€œpencil sharpeners”

And start calling them β€œpencil shorteners”. We’ll see how long my family can take it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizzlyhorse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My new pencil sharpener came with a good set of instructions.

It was full of useful pointers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?

Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AesSedai99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Road trip - why did the Dad tell the kids to take out their pencil and pad?

The sign said Draw bridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacetoall1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all

Back to the drawing, bored

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why did the pencil smell so bad?

It was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gloompoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.

I don’t see the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Shakespeare's Pencil

The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...

Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgtrekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?

So you always get the point!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil

But there’s no point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowGangGang630
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I made a pencil with 2 erasers.

It was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/build_a_pc_1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I tried to write with a broken pencil

but it was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.

But it was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the pencil go to the toilet?

It was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why did the pencil cry?

Because it wasn't #1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Forget it, it’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firedude1314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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