I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
Road trip - why did the Dad tell the kids to take out their pencil and pad?
The sign said Draw bridge.
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
When I go shopping for brow pencils, I never know what I want
My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Shakespeare's Pencil
The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...
Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
What did Sula become when he got stabbed by a pencil?
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
What’s a pencils favorite vacation destination?
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
The director told me to follow the pencil with my eyes.
Honestly, I couldn’t see the point.
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.
Why can't pencils and erasers move?
Because they're stationery.
What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?
Where do pencils come from?
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil
But nevermind. It's pointless.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
Where do you find the best pencils?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it would be pointless!
Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...
...police are still looking for leads.
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Where do pencils come from?
I made a pencil with two erasers
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