How does Dracula write his novels?
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I read a novel about a cult that sacrifices books
It was a real page burner
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What is Goofy's favorite novel?
The Adventures of Hyuck-leberry Finn
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︎ Jan 07 2021
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Title
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Ever since 2017, my New Yearβs resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and Iβve almost finished reading it!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I saw a magistrate reading a novel, so I grabbed it and put it over his face.
He got very angry!!!
You shouldn't cover a judge by his book.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I was reading a novel earlier when my daughter came up to me and asked why the book was so thick.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What would happen to Thor if he were to write a novel?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, βTry Sarah Toppsβ
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My wife said she's gonna leave me if I don't change and stop reading erotic novels
I decided to turn over a new leaf
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︎ Sep 29 2020
So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a novel narrated by a ghost?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What's an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?
Poirots of the Caribbean.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Pun name help?
Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I am currently writing an introduction to a novel about a young man trying to find his former partner.
I guess it's an ex-position.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ May 22 2020
Why do they call it the "novel" Coronavirus?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Iβm writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. Itβs your basic βSold my sole to the devilβ novel.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why is Covid19 called "Novel"?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
You know who has a lot of novel ideas?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Two men were caught in a severe storm
John saw a tornado out the window of Frankβs house and said to Frank
βJesus man! thatβs an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!β
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
βFor Fuckβs sake Frank which is the best cellar!?β
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
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︎ Feb 10 2020
My wife said, βWhy donβt you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?β
I said, βThatβs.....a novel idea.β
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Such a novel idea makes me bubbly
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︎ Sep 07 2019
The Novel Coronavirus has become a worldwide health emergency
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I asked a hipster, βWhatβs your favorite Stephen King novel?β
He said, βYou probably never heard of It.β
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Steinbeck's best novel
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︎ Apr 27 2019
My midget friend is writing a novel...
He's using a pseudo-gnome to remain anonymous.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Cixin Liu wrote a novel about murdered astrophysicists.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I'm reading a novel about steel workers.
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︎ May 24 2019
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I begin to read a horror novel in braile
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it
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I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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