How does Dracula write his novels?
I read a novel about a cult that sacrifices books
It was a real page burner
What is Goofy's favorite novel?
The Adventures of Hyuck-leberry Finn
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
I saw a magistrate reading a novel, so I grabbed it and put it over his face.
He got very angry!!!
You shouldn't cover a judge by his book.
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
I was reading a novel earlier when my daughter came up to me and asked why the book was so thick.
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen...
What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?
What would happen to Thor if he were to write a novel?
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
My wife said she's gonna leave me if I don't change and stop reading erotic novels
I decided to turn over a new leaf
So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
What do you call a novel narrated by a ghost?
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
What's an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?
Poirots of the Caribbean.
Pun name help?
Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with
After 10 years of writing, I finally finished my novel, Chronology.
I am currently writing an introduction to a novel about a young man trying to find his former partner.
I guess it's an ex-position.
Two men were caught in a severe storm
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
I’m writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
Why do they call it the "novel" Coronavirus?
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic “Sold my sole to the devil” novel.
Why is Covid19 called "Novel"?
You know who has a lot of novel ideas?
My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
Such a novel idea makes me bubbly
The Novel Coronavirus has become a worldwide health emergency
I asked a hipster, “What’s your favorite Stephen King novel?”
He said, “You probably never heard of It.”
I was going to build a house made out of books...
But it was too novel a concept
Cixin Liu wrote a novel about murdered astrophysicists.
My midget friend is writing a novel...
He's using a pseudo-gnome to remain anonymous.
All novels written in Braille system are overrated because they have a blind fan base.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
I’m writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
I begin to read a horror novel in braile
Something bad is about to happen I can feel it
I began reading a horror novel in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
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