Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
The aliens returned with a butter force.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What do you call a large group of aliens?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What do you call an Alien with no eye?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"
"Take me to your litter"
He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Jean-Pierreβs dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited us yet?
They saw the rating- only one star.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a shopping alien?
A Wal-Martian.
(My daughter made that one up.)
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︎ Dec 23 2020
How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
Turns out they were Australiens
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Whatβs it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call a melodramatic space alien?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Asked an Alien why they never visits us.
''bad reviews, only one star''they said.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
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︎ Oct 13 2020
According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What tech do aliens use?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers
They're always raising the steaks
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What is an alien's favourite show?
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︎ May 11 2020
How do aliens spell words?
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︎ May 06 2020
We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?
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︎ May 04 2020
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why donβt aliens ever visit Earth?
Because it only has one star
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I was recently hired by aliens.
I am in my probe-ationary period.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What did the alien say to the cat?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They're always raising the steaks.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Where do aliens go for a drink?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Where do aliens go for a drink?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Why havenβt the aliens visited our solar system yet?
Bad reviews... only 1 star.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
You know why aliens haven't visited us yet?
They checked our reviews. One star.
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