Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.

But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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An alien is strange.

A random person is stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What do you call a large group of aliens?

b-liens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosimpact
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What do you call an Alien with no eye?

Alen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summer_Spring
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?

E.T. (extra testicle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defenestr-Asian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"

"Take me to your litter"

He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtotalpoet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?

They saw the rating- only one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SZT2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a shopping alien?

A Wal-Martian. (My daughter made that one up.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moffitar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you put baby alien to sleep ?

You rocket !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?

Gday mate, how you goin?

Turns out they were Australiens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Where do aliens and alphabets go party

In the space Bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkintruder77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?

A space-ist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malgus2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a melodramatic space alien?

An An-drama-da Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pstryder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Asked an Alien why they never visits us.

''bad reviews, only one star''they said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.

They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imaginator127
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sh3dinja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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They found an alien deep underground

It was inside this world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownFor3818
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What tech do aliens use?

Samsung Galaxy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustTheNewFella
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers

They're always raising the steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What is an alien's favourite show?

"How I meteor mother"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleKing2504
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How do aliens spell words?

They use the ALFabet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?

Trump joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?

ET&T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youwantfuckame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why don’t aliens ever visit Earth?

Because it only has one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I was recently hired by aliens.

I am in my probe-ationary period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.

But I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Termin201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?

They read the reviews... only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tawzeeh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?

They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmekrusty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.

They're always raising the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miketar85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

They looked at the reviews, only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Where do aliens go for a drink?

The Space Bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSaumya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews................ only one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noir_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Where do aliens go for a drink?

Space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NDK113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?

The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatrandomfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why haven’t the aliens visited our solar system yet?

Bad reviews... only 1 star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lasercats18
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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You know why aliens haven't visited us yet?

They checked our reviews. One star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolute_Altarius
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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