Last November 5, i was caught off guard when I was approached by a stranger angrily telling me to butt out of his romantic affairs.

As if i care who that Guy FΓ—Γ—Γ—Γ—s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.

I said, β€œDon’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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This female stranger from the vegetarian restaurant came up to me

I had never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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While watching Stranger Things wife says: β€œEl is pretty”

Me: Yeah, she’s an Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckycastle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes." comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, on the swing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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The police are looking for a man who is running up to strangers and blocking the sun from reaching them

They describe him as a shady character

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Wow a GrassHopper is out. It’s kinda odd but I’ve seen Stranger Things.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Livmativ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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If Icecube got into a fight with strangers what will the session be called?

Ice breaking session

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Confused a stranger with my brother:

"Sorry to brother you, bye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Want to meet vegetarian strangers online?

Try NeverMetHerbivore.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hispanime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.

After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterCupHeartXO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A drunk Roman is talking to a stranger in a bar β€œDo you know how many women I slept with?”
  • Mm?
  • No, not that many
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I walked into a stranger's house when a guy said to me, "Do you wanna take this outside?"

And I did, because I'm a removal man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Thank you, kind stranger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkberryBlue_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Trying to help a stranger with his windshield
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πŸ‘€︎ u/des_yeah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Why did Joyce from Stranger Things refuse to go on a date with Hopper in Season 3?

He lacked magnetism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xenotaenun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Stranger at the airport dadjoked my dadjoke.

i was getting off an airplane, and i passed a little boy who was saying "bye, plane!". i, remembering a dadjoke i saw here, said "no, this isn't a biplane" The kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look and said "you can't tell it's sexual preference based just on how it looks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpresken2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.

I'm calling it Otter Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorloko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Stranger: "Bob? Is that short for Robert?"

Bobert: "No."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Random stranger cold blooded floored me

My girlfriend and I were walking with her carrying a backpack and I was holding a bag of ice on each shoulder.

Random woman walks by and just looks at both of us and goes "she's really giving you the cold shoulder"

I was just floored. I never saw her before and I've never seen her again but I really hope things are working out for her.

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Got a stranger at the gym

Walked into the gym locker room yesterday and some guy was half-jokingly ranting about smelly dudes in the gym to the guys around him. I'm just doing my thing, getting dressed, putting on deodorant when the guy notices me.

Guy: See, this guy gets it. Thank you for actually using deodorant.

Me: No sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmon_deetsy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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Stranger things 3 was awesome

I give it a rating of ELEVEN out of 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainRelyk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Made a poker table full of strangers groan last night.

I’ve never been so happy to make everyone at a table hate me.

Another player and I were getting into a pretty big pot at the Texas Hold Em table at my local casino last night.

Towards the end of the hand, he went β€œall-in” meaning he bet all of the rest of his chips.

When he pushed his stacks of chips in the middle, there was a really long hair hanging off of the chips that stayed attached to the top of his chip stack.

When the dealer counted up his stack he said β€œthe bet is $205”

And I replied β€œah, so just a hair over 200 dollars then??”

I’ve never wanted kids, but the audible groans I was rewarded with are now making me think I might be ignoring my calling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScrunchJeans
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns

No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.

So I need Reddit's help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyMoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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A disease has been discovered where musicians temporarily lost their ability to tell which notes are which when sharing an automobile with a stranger.

Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2016
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I tried to talk to two strangers today and they both whisked their hands at me and told me to get lost.

I guess you could say I got a brand new pair of shoos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Hopalong Happychopper walks into the saloon and the bartender says, "Howdy stranger, ain't seen you in these parts, so you must be here to watch the hanging!" Hopalong looks the bartender menacingly in the eyes and replies, "Nope, but seeing we're talking, who are you hanging?"

The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"

Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"

The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."

Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"

...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Dad joking a stranger in the supermarket

I was checking out the reduced section, when a woman beside me pointed at a bakery item and said to her child "Scone". I replied "Nah, it's still there." I should have walked away at this point, instead I stood proudly grinning for at least 30 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_old_man
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.

That's how you get kidnapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Family members you don’t know very well are relative strangers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaversRollOut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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The Stranger Things season 3 release feels soooo far away.

By the time it airs, she's gonna be called Fifteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonwatcher-451
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What’s Eleven from Stranger Things favorite dessert?

Pineapple right-side up cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Stranger says "Hey" to my Dad

My Dad replies with "Is for horses, sheep & cows.".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtremeHacker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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What does my dad and a random stranger have in common?

Everything :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrence0258
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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I don't know what strangers attending proms take me for.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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The cast of Stranger Things was told to rate The Office on a scale from 1 to 10

It was given an 8 and 1/2 by Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodStevening
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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A man sees a stranger grudgingly walking a dog.

The man asks, β€œWhat kind of dog is that, a setter or a pointer?” He replies, β€œNeither. He’s an upsetter and a disappointer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasj041
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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If you're constantly nagging a stranger asking him to beat up your donkey...

You're only looking to get your ass kicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extra-dopamine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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A complete stranger came up to me and told me that she was a vegetarian.

I swear I met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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We had just finished binge watching 'Stranger Things' ...

and were walking up stairs to go to bed, when this exchange took place:

GF: "Whoa, there's a tv remote all the way over here on the stairs, isn't that weird?"

Me: "Meh, I've seen stranger things."

GF: "Oh my god, STOP!" it got an eye roll and chuckle out of her though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0_1_1_2_3_5_8_13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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