Anne-other pun with a name.
There is only one other pun better than this one....
A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."
US Doctors were no help for the man.
Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.
The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."
"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."
You thought other puns were bad?
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...
It seems as if they blue it.
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
If I have $120 in one pocket, and $180 in the other pocket what do I have?
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I overdosed on viagra the other day
It was the hardest day of my life
Why are French snails faster than others?
The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life
After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"
I asked him, "Are you a vet?"
He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other.....
How do you drive this thing ?
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
Together we can stop this crap!
What did the angry nut say to the other nut?
Cashew outside how bout dat?
Amtrak employees are more like to be struck by lightning than any other profession.
Because they are good conductors
How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?
What did the non-binary prospector say to the other?
There’s gold in them/their hills!
I was talking to a wind turbine the other day
I asked it was type of music it liked.
It said it was a Big Metal Fan.
The other day I was stood in a queue for the barbers, the line was so long they started handing out burgers and hot dogs.
Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
How do prisoners talk to each other
What did the astronaut say to the other astronaut?
I think your spacing out.
What do you call a lamb that taunts and teases the other lambs?
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
When I was at school I had it tough. Other kids would throw lumps of gold at me.
I was a victim of bullion.
I found a joke contest the other day and really wanted to win so I submitted 10 of my best puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
Sometimes I have no words other than…
What happened when one silencer gave the other bad news?
I bought a record player the other day, but it only plays Bach.
It would be nice if it played forward too.
What did the drunken ghost say to the other drunken ghost
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
Read a story about two people who stole cars driving into each other.
Must have been Bonnie and Collide
I had a mean sandwich the other day.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
My house got broken into the other day and now I can't get to my bedroom upstairs.
When they left, the burglars took the stairs.
What do you call a procrastinator who has others do all the work for them?
Please answer soon, thanks!
The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
Two horses in a field, one says to the other “I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse’
There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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