Anne-other pun with a name.
There is only one other pun better than this one....
A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."
US Doctors were no help for the man.
Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.
The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."
"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.
"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."
You thought other puns were bad?
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...
It seems as if they blue it.
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I overdosed on viagra the other day
It was the hardest day of my life
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?
The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.
I guess I only have my shelve to blame!
There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
Two horses in a field, one says to the other “I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse’
Why does Jesus stay on the other side of the road?
He’s afraid to get across
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was. I told him it was a tree. He said really? I said, well in a nutshell yes.
I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
My wife saw me drinking from a Halloween skull the other day
Wife: who’s skull is that
Me: a man named Phillip
Wife: what’s in it?
Me: vodka and orange juice.
Wife: .......
Me: it’s a Phillips head screwdriver
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
What did one eye say to the other?
"Between you and me, something smells."
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
A policeman pulled me over the other day and started crying as he was writing me a traffic ticket. I asked him why was he crying?
He said it was because I committed a moving violation.
I have 2 fish named “one” and the other “two”
That way when “one” dies i will still have “two”
I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
My friend sent me a joke on here the other day
The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
Why did the one FBI agent say to the other?
>!This post has been removed for security reasons!<
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
Why does Missouri like being surrounded by other states?
Because Missouri loves company!
What did one butt cheek say to the other one?
"If we keep it together, we can stop this shit!"
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
Don't blame others for the road you're on
My friends call me weird, but on the other hand,
What goes in one hole, and out three others?
You, putting on a t-shirt.
What did one wall say to the other?
I met Bono the other week and I said it was nice to meet him
he said "yeah, you too"
edited for spelling
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
What did the spoon say to the other spoon?
Nothing, objects can't talk
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
Went to the zoo the other day.
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
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