Anne-other pun with a name.
You thought other puns were bad?
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
I appreciate the red-it logo for this subreddit, but with all the other puns here...
It seems as if they blue it.
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
I ate a watch the other day
It was time consuming. I ended up going back for seconds.
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
You can shoot people with mayonnaise, but not other condiments
Your crimes will then ketchup to you.
Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Who’s there?
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
How do you call a country where everyone discriminates each other?
2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
I had a Pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
One hat says to the other,
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
Two bees are drinking at a bar, a couple aproaches them, one of the bees says "Get away, you scumbags!" The other says:
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I was reading a book about an immortal horse the other day.
It was impossible to put down
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
I went to the zoo the other day, it only had one dog in it.
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
How do musicians greet each other?
What did the Kaiser roll say to the other Kaiser roll?
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.
I just packed my bags and right.
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
I met a skeleton named Jennifer the other day.
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