To see if theyβd make people laugh... but no pun intended!
I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot
A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers
I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly
Any other ideas would be appreciated
I told her the old ones just get grandfathered in.
If you're a Muslim scholar on the side, would that be Allah carte?
Reddit already.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
Add the element of surprise.
He said βDonβt worry about it, itβs on the house!β
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
Her name is Ellie Vader
It was closed for training porpoises.
Itβs called Elonβs Musk
Try this on for sighs.
It hasnβt come out yet.
But itβs growing on me
Grandpa: I hate it. Itβs driving me up the wall.
..this isn't for me.
Plagiarism....
Only fans.
Mine has a crack in it
It's now running on peak performance
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. βThis technology is going to change the world, I swear it!β I told her. βCan you answer the door? Iβve been on my feet all dayβ
βYeah,β she replied, less enthusiastic than I,βbut itβll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.β She explained βWhen these machines develop such sentience, whatβs stopping them from overthrowing us?β βTreating us as slaves, like we to them now?β She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
βItβs best not to worry about these things,β I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
βThere are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!β βThat future youβre frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.β I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. βDonβt think on it now, have some faith!β I told her.
Knock knock
βNow let that sink in!β
They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices
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Dad: Iβm gonna have to return all of these poles. Theyβre too tall.
Me: They seem fine.
Dad: No. The stakes are too high.
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
I guess you could say, bread baguette bread
Thought I'd treat myself.
Its a two part series that's quite revealing.
well, he didn't let that opportunity go to waste
Itβs called Czech mate
Sting has been kidnapped....
The Police have no lead.
Da brie was everywhere!
He tries them on for sighs.
Now I have Nokia.
I'll call it Popeyedol.
Plagiarism.
Plagiarism
