My favourite original pun
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︎ Jan 16 2021
At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun Iβve ever heard and it went unappreciated.
My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.
Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.
I said... βThat definitely didnβt go well; I think he had a βre-laughseβ!β
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Original puns
Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.
I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.
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︎ Apr 25 2014
My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?
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︎ Mar 29 2015
I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...
Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.
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︎ May 27 2016
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︎ Dec 14 2014
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︎ Apr 24 2014
For years Iβve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls
But I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I got enslaved by a dolphin... (original)
It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise π€£
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︎ May 04 2021
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use βWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internetβ and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) heβs been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβs for the kind words and awards.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I couldnβt think of any original chemistry jokes
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︎ Mar 14 2021
An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?
Because it had egg-zema.
She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Thought this pun was original. It is not.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
'Tis the season for original content :^)
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Original: Blursed_Wow
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Donβt know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didnβt get it(third line)
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi
Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:
- What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?
Bibi ate
- What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?
Bibi gun
Thank you, thank you. bows
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
This is a repost because I couldnβt crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
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︎ Jun 26 2020
When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts)
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︎ May 21 2019
[Not Original] Yay puns
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Not original... Credit to author
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︎ May 11 2020
The original cheeseburger.
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︎ May 19 2020
Thought of it. Then googled it to find this. So not original, but too good to not share.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.
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︎ May 03 2020
I see no difference (original in comments)
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Its not original but i dont know where its from
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Iβm sure this isnβt original but I thought it wasnβt funny when I made it
https://imgur.com/gallery/6xrn4EV
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︎ Apr 05 2020
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︎ Feb 28 2020
I made up an original dad joke...
What do you call a Jamaican acupuncturist?
A Pokemon!
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Hereβs an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
Theyβre just optical illusions.
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︎ May 16 2020
Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image
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︎ Nov 13 2019
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Am I original?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
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