43 Hilarious Original Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My favourite original pun

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👤︎ u/this_is_jq

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... “That definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a ‘re-laughse’!”

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👤︎ u/iFunny_Migrant

📅︎ Aug 25 2018

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Original puns

Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.

I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.

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👤︎ u/briandherbert

📅︎ Apr 25 2014

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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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👤︎ u/Bold0perator

📅︎ Mar 29 2015

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I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...

Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.

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👤︎ u/TheBlackestLotus

📅︎ May 27 2016

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I have started a Pun-Based Youtube Channel! Comprised of Mostly my own Original Puns! youtube.com/watch?v=DmI_P…

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👤︎ u/TazerLad

📅︎ Dec 14 2014

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Blog of original puns n stuff punflowr.tumblr.com/

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👤︎ u/Conduit1

📅︎ Apr 24 2014

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For years I’ve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma

📅︎ Apr 27 2021

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I got enslaved by a dolphin... (original)

It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise 🤣

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👤︎ u/bigbthebenji

📅︎ May 04 2021

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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.

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👤︎ u/jruff84

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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I couldn’t think of any original chemistry jokes

They Argon.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?

Because it had egg-zema.

She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.

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👤︎ u/Tiberius_Jim

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Thought this pun was original. It is not.

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👤︎ u/somenerdnamedtom

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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'Tis the season for original content :^)

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👤︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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👤︎ u/Mediocre-Reflection

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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Original: Blursed_Wow

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👤︎ u/ayushvrma

📅︎ Jul 13 2020

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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)

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👤︎ u/DwayneTheCroxJohnson

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/LatcuTM

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

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👤︎ u/LatcuTM

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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👤︎ u/jjjmills

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?

Saw this post already

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👤︎ u/1kings2214

📅︎ Jan 22 2021

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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?

I went to ask my daughter:

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)

But straight faced she replies:

Anywhere you can find space.

Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....

Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.

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👤︎ u/leyline

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff

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👤︎ u/XxSpiderRebelxX

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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👤︎ u/behold_the_man

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts)

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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037

📅︎ May 21 2019

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[Not Original] Yay puns

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👤︎ u/BitesizedBlubber

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)

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👤︎ u/WolverFink

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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Not original... Credit to author

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👤︎ u/mekvala

📅︎ May 11 2020

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The original cheeseburger.

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👤︎ u/ArpitJain96

📅︎ May 19 2020

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Thought of it. Then googled it to find this. So not original, but too good to not share.

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👤︎ u/salltycucumber

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.

They pared up nicely.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 03 2020

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I see no difference (original in comments)

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👤︎ u/Blixtdraken

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"

[removed]

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👤︎ u/bishslap

📅︎ Jun 16 2020

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Its not original but i dont know where its from

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👤︎ u/Holiday_Volume

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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I’m sure this isn’t original but I thought it wasn’t funny when I made it

https://imgur.com/gallery/6xrn4EV

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👤︎ u/69gay_satan69

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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IDENTIFIED: the original source of novel coronavirus imgur.com/AkNQTp2

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👤︎ u/l2np

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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I made up an original dad joke...

What do you call a Jamaican acupuncturist? A Pokemon!

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👤︎ u/ezekielhunter

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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👤︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius

📅︎ May 16 2020

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Credits to u/dobbyisafreepup for posting the original image