I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
The problem with models
… is they’re all such posers.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
My daughter gave me some model clay earlier.
I didn’t know what to make of it.
I caught a person faking being a model
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
I haven’t seen this model before
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
Models of dragons are not to scale
Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
What do you call a wolf that models suits?
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
I have very little trust in models
They are all a bunch of posers.
The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
I recently found out that my spanish friend killed his cousin because he stole his train model.
Guess it is a pretty loco motive
my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
I want to build a model of the solar system.
I was studying the model of an atom.
I found it pretty Bohring.
A stone with a lot of achievements is a roll model.
I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model
They said I was unsuitable.
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
I used to have a massive collection of model tractors
Then I stopped collecting them
I'm an ex tractor fan
Did you hear about the guy who married an Instagram model?
He didn’t even give it a second thot
Yeah, I used to be a model
I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"
You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk
Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...
It's got kind of an Elon Musk
Do you know why the model that artists liked to draw got arrested?
Because he always looked sketchy
I was looking through the cards in the supermarket. One said on the front: "Thank You For Being A Role Model Dad."
How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.
Why don’t companies release a model 9 for their products (iPhone 9, Windows 9, etc.) ?
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
What do you call the older Ford models?
This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.
I'm here to model underwear and play guitar
And buddy, my last G-string just broke
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
"I've built a model of Mount Everest "
"Is it to scale? "
"No,just to look at! "
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