I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."

"It's to look at. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.

There was no Escape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.

I couldn't sway him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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The problem with models

… is they’re all such posers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejpiller
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.

The camp goers are pretty intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilshin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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New model
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?

To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.

They are called One Expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My daughter gave me some model clay earlier.

I didn’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcadoodles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I caught a person faking being a model

They were a total poser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavejamhour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I haven’t seen this model before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fineswords
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Models of dragons are not to scale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cynthiaimprov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a wolf that models suits?

A wear wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I have very little trust in models

They are all a bunch of posers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees

I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAMWrite1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I recently found out that my spanish friend killed his cousin because he stole his train model.

Guess it is a pretty loco motive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michael428
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.

she's very vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajo08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer

I make six figures a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1DameMaggieSmith
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I want to build a model of the solar system.

Just have to planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I was studying the model of an atom.

I found it pretty Bohring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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A stone with a lot of achievements is a roll model.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarkeStrawberry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model

They said I was unsuitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I used to have a massive collection of model tractors

Then I stopped collecting them

I'm an ex tractor fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingDuckBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who married an Instagram model?

He didn’t even give it a second thot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/utprosim1225
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Yeah, I used to be a model

A balaclava model

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemXcius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"

You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...

It's got kind of an Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchwiftyInHere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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Do you know why the model that artists liked to draw got arrested?

Because he always looked sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeexterminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was looking through the cards in the supermarket. One said on the front: "Thank You For Being A Role Model Dad."

How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why don’t companies release a model 9 for their products (iPhone 9, Windows 9, etc.) ?

Because 7 8 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoBoiRudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call the older Ford models?

A’ford’able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusothil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.

It's a naan-profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikinginmpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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I'm here to model underwear and play guitar

And buddy, my last G-string just broke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gansmaltz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?

Because she had a make-up exam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"

I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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"I've built a model of Mount Everest "

"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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