Simulation Puns

Title. This is ofc preference, but I'm getting really tired of the vex "simulating" all the other factions when bungie needs to switch up the enemy variety and wants to throw 7 year old assets at us.

It's becoming bungies narrative equivalent of the "it was all a dream" trope.

I like the new season so far, just a petty grievance.

or a city copy and pasted from The Sims

My ex-gf of 1 year and 3 months broke up with me. She said she supposedly met this guy more or less a week ago and she instantly fell for him. I won't bore you with the details but apparently I wasn't worth a hi or how are you since meeting this new guy. Works in a field she's super interested in, he's super smart, had a lot of things in common that they talked about (she said she spent 9 hours on the phone with him one day) and whatever we had was discarded. Just like that.

So needless to say I was devastated and words cannot describe how painful it was and how shitty I felt about myself. I was having this back and forth in my mind of being resentful towards her, wallowing in the pain, with moments of accepting what happened. The only constant thing was the pain. I've done shrooms upwards of 10 times by now so I thought I'd use the medicine with three intentions in my mind. To be healed emotionally, to have the strength to accept and move on, and to forgive her.

I ground the shrooms and mixed them with my coffee and played something on netflix while I was waiting for the shrooms to take effect. Full effects kicked in just after the first 1 hour episode. Then I turned off the show, played some music, and just laid on my bed and closed my eyes.

I don't know if it was a higher being or my subconscious but I felt that there was someone or something that's with me now to listen to my pain and help ease the burden. I thought of the things that's currently causing me pain (the breakup, feeling of worthlessness, not being able to find love again) and this entity (or my subconscious) told me to surrender those, which I did. After that, I told myself that there's work to do (to improve myself) and this something asked me "so what do we do now?" And I said we fight. We get up and we fight. One day at a time. We keep on fighting until our strength fails us, which it will, but we'll keep fighting to live, and there's hope that we'll be okay soon.

Then this thing showed me that this experience and existence is a simulation. That I am a simulation controlled by one of the the superintelligent AI's machines, and this pain is something that is part of the simulation and I need not to worry. I remember looking away from my own simulation to see other people in their own lives/simulation. And we're here to experience or simulate other universes apparently to solve an issue. Or to prepare for something. It showed me that this AI resides in this huge spaceship traveling a

There. I said it.

You are not a meaningless avatar in a computer simulation, this is a lie to stop you realising your true potential as an infinite being of love experiencing the best possible timeline.

FUCK YOU HEDGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻