Simulation Puns

Holy Fuck.

This is probably one of the bigger things I have figured out so far.

I sifted through every Citadel Advisors LLC SEC Filing since the squeeze began (I have the spreadsheets to show it) and figured out some fucked up things (oh and I figured out who Suspecthanna is operating as - and they are doing the same thing as Shitadel).

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Im going to blow your mind like our moms should have done to our dads instead of letting him finish in her and bringing all of us into this clown pyramid scheme we are living it.

So, the data is clear with one consistency - Keenny Boi the Squeezy Boi has been calling all his trust fund friends and they have been passing ownership to Citadel AT AN ALARMING RATE.

In the last 2 months alone:

• Citadel has taken beneficial ownership of over 25% of the capital of 56 different SPACs
  • Totaling over $4B in capital

AND

• An average of 18% ownership of 28 corporations
  • Totaling over $3B in capital

Now, the SPACs are a little more crazy, but because we know that Citadel has been internalizing trades, only routing sells, and probably selling smaller positions quietly to raise capital *cough* FB *cough*, Ill start with the corps - but we will get to the SPACs shortly.

So, a lot of the company positions have been amendments to their Dec 31 filings. Now, what is weird is that shortly after these filings, large amounts of shares have been sold off onto the market. They have become benefactors of these shares to dump onto the market at market price should they chose. Now, these filings are applied to both Citadel and the company that issues them. So that company has to be aware that Citadel has possession of these shares (and would have been aware the whole time if they did).

So why all of a sudden is Citadel the owner of these shares? Either the company is issuing them to Citadel through the board, or Citadel is somehow getting these shares another way.

• If someone has another idea how these shares were issued for a filing fee with the SEC, let me know
  • I am relatively certain they are coming from the board issuing new shares, because there are FOUR companies with greater than 100% ownership of the float as well. So the FINRA data would imply that additional shares were created:
    • STRO
    • ZNTL
    • AVRO
    • ANNX

There are a couple other notable

Title. This is ofc preference, but I'm getting really tired of the vex "simulating" all the other factions when bungie needs to switch up the enemy variety and wants to throw 7 year old assets at us.

It's becoming bungies narrative equivalent of the "it was all a dream" trope.

I like the new season so far, just a petty grievance.

or a city copy and pasted from The Sims

My ex-gf of 1 year and 3 months broke up with me. She said she supposedly met this guy more or less a week ago and she instantly fell for him. I won't bore you with the details but apparently I wasn't worth a hi or how are you since meeting this new guy. Works in a field she's super interested in, he's super smart, had a lot of things in common that they talked about (she said she spent 9 hours on the phone with him one day) and whatever we had was discarded. Just like that.

So needless to say I was devastated and words cannot describe how painful it was and how shitty I felt about myself. I was having this back and forth in my mind of being resentful towards her, wallowing in the pain, with moments of accepting what happened. The only constant thing was the pain. I've done shrooms upwards of 10 times by now so I thought I'd use the medicine with three intentions in my mind. To be healed emotionally, to have the strength to accept and move on, and to forgive her.

I ground the shrooms and mixed them with my coffee and played something on netflix while I was waiting for the shrooms to take effect. Full effects kicked in just after the first 1 hour episode. Then I turned off the show, played some music, and just laid on my bed and closed my eyes.

I don't know if it was a higher being or my subconscious but I felt that there was someone or something that's with me now to listen to my pain and help ease the burden. I thought of the things that's currently causing me pain (the breakup, feeling of worthlessness, not being able to find love again) and this entity (or my subconscious) told me to surrender those, which I did. After that, I told myself that there's work to do (to improve myself) and this something asked me "so what do we do now?" And I said we fight. We get up and we fight. One day at a time. We keep on fighting until our strength fails us, which it will, but we'll keep fighting to live, and there's hope that we'll be okay soon.

Then this thing showed me that this experience and existence is a simulation. That I am a simulation controlled by one of the the superintelligent AI's machines, and this pain is something that is part of the simulation and I need not to worry. I remember looking away from my own simulation to see other people in their own lives/simulation. And we're here to experience or simulate other universes apparently to solve an issue. Or to prepare for something. It showed me that this AI resides in this huge spaceship traveling a

There. I said it.

You are not a meaningless avatar in a computer simulation, this is a lie to stop you realising your true potential as an infinite being of love experiencing the best possible timeline.

FUCK YOU HEDGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻