I get depressed if I don’t play video games.

I always need to console myself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
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My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.

It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Proxysweden
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What do video games and strawberries have in common?

Not much

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Another____Username
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?

Knead for speed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bonp27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PainHarbingerIsHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.

She said, "Wii."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MediocrePay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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I walked into my son’s room and saw him rage quit a video game.

β€œAre ya whining, son?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/papserk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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I guess video games did cause violence
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-grape-next-door
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure

About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.

I ask him "What are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your patience."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/caruano95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2018
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What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?

Video game characters have lives

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?

Xbox-er

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?

He was playing fortnite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RebornIlluminati
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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A video game addict was playing a military game

He quickly achieved the rank of β€œtreem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.

This weeks top headline read, β€œex-treem dissed appointment”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.

A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2020
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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?

ARG's!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hacim042
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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And no video games involved here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrZabinski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2019
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The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings

But really, it's music that causes gun violins

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BattlePants8154
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games

What a silly reason to Fallout 4.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ozmozez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2018
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What is Thanos' favorite video game?

Half-Life.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2019
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My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games.

She might be charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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video games (aren't) bad.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashleystrange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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Why can't dogs play video games?

When they do, its always on paws.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OnearmedHelix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Enfadia_Vryskull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.

"What are you doing, dad?"

"I'm playing it by ear"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarheel6793
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.

But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2019
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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2016
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My girlfriend Pia pulls me into a record store just before the video game store closes

All I could say was "Pia - no"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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Which video game is filled with bugs

Hollow knight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/araarq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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When video games were first invented, few people realized how popular they'd become. It's a classic case of unNintendoed consequences.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2019
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What's a Norse god's favourite video game?

Thortnite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PenguinBlast444
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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Guess the video game character
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/squarerooto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2019
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Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garboooge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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Do French people play video games?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mygfeatsrocks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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I asked a French man if he played video games

He said wii

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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I asked a frenchman if he played video games.

He said β€œWii”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2019
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