I get depressed if I donβt play video games.
I always need to console myself.
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︎ May 13 2020
My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.
Itβs such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I walked into my sonβs room and saw him rage quit a video game.
βAre ya whining, son?β
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I guess video games did cause violence
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
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︎ May 03 2020
What snack always beats video game levels?
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
A video game addict was playing a military game
He quickly achieved the rank of βtreem β, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamerβs family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, βex-treem dissed appointmentβ.
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︎ May 23 2020
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What's the first book in the video game bible?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
And no video games involved here
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︎ Aug 10 2019
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games
What a silly reason to Fallout 4.
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What is Thanos' favorite video game?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games.
She might be charged with battery.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
video games (aren't) bad.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Why can't dogs play video games?
When they do, its always on paws.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.
But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?
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︎ Oct 28 2016
My girlfriend Pia pulls me into a record store just before the video game store closes
All I could say was "Pia - no"
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Which video game is filled with bugs
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︎ Oct 25 2019
When video games were first invented, few people realized how popular they'd become. It's a classic case of unNintendoed consequences.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What's a Norse god's favourite video game?
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︎ May 06 2019
Guess the video game character
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsonsβ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Do French people play video games?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I asked a French man if he played video games
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I asked a frenchman if he played video games.
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