I got my son a PS5 like he wanted... the note read...

Dear son,

Merry Christmas!

PS: do your homework.

PPS: do your chores.

PPPS: go outside and play and stop playing video games

PPPPS: you're a fatboy, fattie. You eat too much crap food.

PPPPPS: we're shipping you off to military school next year!

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📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What are some good puns?

My brother's birthday is coming up and he is a huge fan of puns. I would like to give him a card with puns in it but unfortunately I don't have a talent for it. Edit: some context. He likes every sort of pun there is, and enjoys video games and food.

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