Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the telly
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
Why did the sailor not buy the dvd?
My daughter ate a dvd this morning...
Was later released as a poo-ray
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.
I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?
As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...
Emmamentary Mydear Watson!
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD
Now she just can't let it go
The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.
A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.
Wee e e e e e e e e a week away
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
Every time I get turned on a dvd appears in my underwear
Turns out I have erectile disc function
I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"
I swear I saw it just a minute ago.
My Star Trek DVDs didn't turn up
..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov
Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..
I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"
I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.
I need to get rid of some DVDs
One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.
However, I still hold The Grudge.
My wife accidentally referred to the DVD player as a VCR...
She followed it up with, "Boy, I really am dating myself, aren't I?"
My reply: "Well, nobody else will."
I may not be allowed to sleep in my own bed tonight, but it was worth it.
Years ago my dad and I built a small shelf for the DVD player...
... totally from scratch. Bought the wood, cut it down to size, screwed it all together. So my dad's friend, also a dad, came and looked and said "That's a nice little do-it-yourshelf project."
Just got around to unboxing the Pro Evolution Soccer 2018 game I got for Christmas, and the DVD was snapped.
Dad said It's a game of two halves!
My son asked if he had another snowbuddies DVD.
I looked at him and said "I don't snow buddy"
At least my mom laughed.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...
I swear it was here just a minute ago.
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd
It was here a minute ago!
My girlfriend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back
Luckily I was facing forward
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Last night, me and my friend watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.
Last night me and my wife watched two DVDs back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I asked the guy in the video store where they keep their Terminator DVDs
Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one
He's never gonna give you 'Up'
He'll happily let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD's except for one...
Rick is never gonna give you Up.
Last night your mom and I watched three DVD's back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
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