Dvds Puns

A list of puns related to "Dvds"

Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
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👤︎ u/loot98
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Kid: Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.

Dad: Somewhere. Ogre there.

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👤︎ u/MR_System_
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I bought this really good DVD about foreplay

I just had to fast forward the boring bit at the beginning.

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👤︎ u/jo3p-
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the sailor not buy the dvd?

Because it was pirated.

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👤︎ u/RSGaming0416
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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My daughter ate a dvd this morning...

Was later released as a poo-ray

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👤︎ u/bradleyh93
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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👤︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking

It was not a Sellers market

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👤︎ u/arrow-s
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...

He responded, “Aisle B, Back”

Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!

Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!

Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁

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👤︎ u/i_r_i_e
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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My girlfriend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back

Luckily I was facing forward

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👤︎ u/Diwanrobot
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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My Star Trek DVDs didn't turn up

..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov

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👤︎ u/speculatrix
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?

She got back Up again.

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👤︎ u/skepticCanary
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...

Emmamentary Mydear Watson!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 04 2020
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I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.

But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.

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👤︎ u/sup-mr-stark
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd

Rick Astley: No.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Rottweiler
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..

I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"

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👤︎ u/aabesh
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.

It's Tangled and Frozen.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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I need to get rid of some DVDs
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👤︎ u/darg99
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"

I swear I saw it just a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD

Now she just can't let it go

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👤︎ u/Nego10
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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The new Lion King movie dvd release date is only a week away.

A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away. A week away.

Wee e e e e e e e e a week away

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👤︎ u/BoomerB3
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.

Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.

However, I still hold The Grudge.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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How to make a DVD i.reddituploads.com/1287a…
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👤︎ u/layover_guy
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one

He's never gonna give you 'Up'

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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My wife accidentally referred to the DVD player as a VCR...

She followed it up with, "Boy, I really am dating myself, aren't I?"

My reply: "Well, nobody else will."

I may not be allowed to sleep in my own bed tonight, but it was worth it.

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👤︎ u/Kortalh
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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Just got around to unboxing the Pro Evolution Soccer 2018 game I got for Christmas, and the DVD was snapped.

Dad said It's a game of two halves!

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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Years ago my dad and I built a small shelf for the DVD player...

... totally from scratch. Bought the wood, cut it down to size, screwed it all together. So my dad's friend, also a dad, came and looked and said "That's a nice little do-it-yourshelf project."

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👤︎ u/BitiumRibbon
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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My son asked if he had another snowbuddies DVD.

I looked at him and said "I don't snow buddy"

At least my mom laughed.

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👤︎ u/a_little_too_late
📅︎ May 17 2014
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.

It was here a minute ago

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD

It was here a minute ago

Edit : fixed the spelling

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...

I swear it was here just a minute ago.

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👤︎ u/BelgianRoo
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Last night me and my wife watched two DVDs back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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👤︎ u/amiur
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Last night, me and my friend watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.
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👤︎ u/christmasbush
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I asked the guy in the video store where they keep their Terminator DVDs

He said: "Aisle B, Back"

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👤︎ u/Se7enineteen
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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👤︎ u/pmak13
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd

It was here a minute ago!

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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He'll happily let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD's except for one...

Rick is never gonna give you Up.

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👤︎ u/bboyvad3r
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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Last night your mom and I watched three DVD's back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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👤︎ u/Amoxi1000
📅︎ Feb 12 2015
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