Why did Harry Potter get along well with Postmen?
It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.
Harry Potter was kicked out of Hogwarts.
What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...
Where does Harry Potter keep his Gym equipment?
Behind the Dumb-Bell door..
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
What's Harry Potter's favorite broomstick manoever?
What is Harry Potters favorite breakfast?
I asked my friend to stop making Harry Potter puns and she got really mad
'Siriusly?' she said, 'what is Ron with you?'
Why did Dumbledore almost suck Harry Potter's soul?
Because he was dementor (the mentor).
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his best mate
What deodorant does Harry Potter wear?
Ex-smelly-arMpits
As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.
All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.
He told me he was Sirius.
Bought some discounted Harry Potter DVDs...
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
A harry potter joke.
Student: Ah Sh*t, I used the wrong ingredients...
Horace Slughorn: *gasp* do not use such vial language in this classroom!!
I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
Harry Potter could be a great mafia boss
He always catches the snitch
Have you seen where Harry Potter’s magical wand was made? If you look closely, it says:
How does Harry Potter makeout with the delivery lady?
The Harry Potter films were really good, but I think nearly headless Nick was poorly executed
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
When asked where his two new brooms were from, Harry Potter replied:
From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
since he is good at catching snitches
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
What’s Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking? No… J.K. Rolling
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
How does harry potter get down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
How does Harry Potter like to get to the bottom of a hill? Walking
Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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