Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?

He only has followers, not friends.

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📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??

A Harry spoter.

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📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Dadjoked my own dad

Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"

Me: "Cut off your nose"

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📅︎ Nov 26 2014
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