My wife sees Satan every week for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges him.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, βAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I donβt know what to do!β Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...heβs really a big lyre.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Why is North Korea so evil?
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I canβt take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but Iβm sure heβd be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter itβs brought.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the worldβs cheese?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoβs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you call a waffle's evil twin?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Whatβs an evil handβs favourite sport?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why are adults evil?
Because 18 is three sixes!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Cats are evil
But a dog will consume your sole
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︎ Dec 27 2020
As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superheroβs wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Only a little evil
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My evil clone is trying to attack me.
But I probably shouldnβt beat myself up over it.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name wasβ¦"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistanβs capital. I know what your asking...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
If number 666 is evil,
then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...
I discovered the floor plans!
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.
It has become very corrupt.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Wallace and gromit have released a new evil.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Glycine was known for its evil ways.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What do evil nuns all have in common?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Ash wonβt be in EVIL dead 4! Know what Iβm feeling?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Where do evil mathematicians go?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call an evil anteater?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call an evil potato?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call evil fabric? Satin
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
How long has Anakin been evil?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
An evil proctologist would be a pain in the ass.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Jazz music is evil.
It promotes sax and violins.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
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︎ May 03 2021
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, βAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I donβt know what to do!β Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...heβs really a big lyre.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.
I have no idea how much she charges.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.
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︎ May 30 2020
if 666 is all evil
then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist
His name was Frank Enstein
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︎ Feb 25 2020
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