Despicable Puns

i tried to post this on the HEI netowrk exposed tip line but it keeps telling me the email inbox is full from tips being sent, probably most of them EXPOSING HE INC as the frautulent service taht it is.

It is my belief that the Minion has been stolen (intellect property) by hei inc and I will be contacting Facebook and Disney's lawyers and Illunimations Studios tog et this sorted out pronto. I am ILLUMINATING this theft. If la Rue can operate as an inside man to help Disney get back their intellect property I will see it as my mission success. At least ask to see the reseats for The Minion as a license for use on this website. I (me) find it DESPICABLE (pun utilitzing Despicable Me 2 (2013), 98 minutes) that HEI corporation may be preaching about needing licenseing and receitsa and but they are stealing intellect property from hard working animators and star steve Carole who invented the Minion and voices Groot as well to my understanding.

What lovely names for girls there are!

There's Stella like the Evening Star,

And Sylvia like a rustling tree,

And Lola like a melody,

And Flora like a flowery morn,

And Shiela like a field of corn,

And Melusina, like the moan

Of water. And there's Joan, like Joan.

What splendid names for boys there are!

There's Carroll like a rolling car,

And Martin like a flying bird,

And Adam like the Lord's first word,

And Raymond like the Harvest Moon,

And Peter like a piper's tune,

And Alan like the flowing on

Of water. And there's John, like John.

I find it fun how she goes by etymology for some names - Sylvia means woods, Flora means flower, Melusina was a legendary water-sprite - but goes by sound for others - Sheila sounds like "sheaf," Raymond has "ray" in it, and Alan sounds very soft and liquid for a name that's supposed to mean "rock". And of course the Carroll line is a despicable pun lmao.

Sorry again for that despicable pun

Is when Carm makes those Lincoln Log sandwiches. Cream cheese, hot dogs, and bread? Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed. My estimation of Tony as a man plummeted when I saw him eat one. It just proves how weak and out of control he was. Oooof Madon. If I were AJ and Carm made those for me I’d be rushing out to the pool with a cinder block around my neck too. I’ve said my piece. ✋

And it is a feature, not a bug.

On 27th April 2021, a few hours before the servers went down for the new patch, I renewed my subscription to Fallout 1st. Other than deciding to play the game in the first place, it turned out to be the worst decision I ever made in relation to Fallout 76. I won't be touching it or purchasing any other Bethesda property again, because it taught me all too clearly the contempt that Bethesda holds for its customers.

My entry into the world of Fallout 76 began about a week before the first Fasnacht. Despite the game being universally panned by people for its numerous launch bugs, I've played and enjoyed pretty much every Fallout game there has been and was wanting more of that magic. I did indeed read on the fiasco where Bethesda tried to cheat its customers with some cheap canvas bag, but at this point in time I still held on to the hope that the contempt Bethesda had for Fallout fans was a bug rather than a feature.

I honestly enjoyed my time with the game, even up until very recently. There was a lot to love; all the little Easter eggs you'd find; the personal holo stories and written notes; the sense of a new world to be explored and rebuilt, it kept me hooked even where no endgame was to be found. And month on month more kept being added until the introduction of Seasons gave me a reason to be truly excited with goals worth achieving and gear worth having.

And so it was that in preparation for Season 4 I decided to renew a Fallout 1st subscription that had been lapsed for many moons. But before I did that, I logged into the game to check on a few things and to confirm the servers were definitely up so I could claim Season 3's Fallout 1st rewards just in the nick of time. Finding everything good, I paid my money and quickly booted up and claimed my Fallout 1st Scoreboard rewards before logging into the game proper. I soon discovered something was very wrong...

The very first thing I noticed was that my character was completely hungry and thirsty. But stranger still was when I went to drink some Purified Water I no longer had even a single unit of it. In fact, I no longer had any boiled water either. Okay, well, let me just dump all this junk I had on my person that had been weighing me down into my scrapbox and then I'll investigate more. Except that there's now no junk on my person and - even worse - my scrapbox is ENTIRELY empty where just moments ago it had within it tens of thousands of items. I

My partner(?) is a transmasc afab person(L), we have been (were?) dating for over a year. We both have immense amounts of trauma and have very clearly defined boundaries that come from them, ie. Not pursuing crushes without express and enthusiastic consent from all parties. (Alot of the previously mentioned trauma regards polyamoury. L is poly. I was healing toward being ok with it again.)

We had been planning to move out together for a while but the rental market is difficult, he lived in my room for 2 months and it made the whole situation tense after a while due to alot of factors. Over this last week we found a home. He moved in last weekend, I moved in just 3 days ago. In the week that I was away and not with him he met another trans girl(H) (for context I am also transfemme and such).

In that week L developed a crush, ignored our boundaries willingly and with full knowledge and made the decision with H to cheat on me. (For fairness sake were not talking 'going off and fucking' - they kissed, hugged very intimately etc. All things that were expressly against our boundaries.) They even did this on the first and second day I was living here - in the next room. I caught them on the second.

Initially L was convinced he did nothing wrong and was aggressive. I sent a message to a friend who relayed to L that he was intimidating, scary and completely different from the person I loved. After an hour he got H to leave and eventually we talked. It wasn't the best but having seen the consequences of his actions he had lots of genuine remorse.

This brings us to the main point of this post. I decided I'd talk directly to H. She was duplicitous, had a vastly different story that didn't match L's, tried to do a strange thing where she would stroke my hair as an example of an action that wouldn't cross boundaries in her head. (Naturally I said if she had touched me I'd defend myself.(bonus context I have alot of touch trauma)) She tried to go on this spiel about how laws have grey areas and specific terminology.

When I eventually realised there was no truth, respect or progress to be made I got L to come into the room so we could all talk. The demeanour changed immediately from smooth talking, careful spefic wording to a deer in the headlights, confused, scared, desperate. But only when she was looking at L. When she looked my way it was over exaggerated confused faces as though the things I said were completely alien and foolish jealous things to even conside

Kody has never been my favorite but I never thought bad of him until this last season. It was absolutely heart wrenching how selfish and cruel he was towards ysabel and her pain she’s endured for such a long time. Had I been Christine that would have been the absolute last straw. He is so concerned with covid risk to the family but the only family he sees or spends time with has been Robin’s. He has spent at this point practically 5 months alone with her- he doesn’t go to Janelle’s or Meri’s and I’m sure hardly to Christine. He can’t give up a month with Robin to be with his daughter through an excruciating surgery?? He won’t go see his granddaughter Evie for her surgery?? He wants a ton of kids but he doesn’t spend time or be there when it counts for any of them except now Robins kids.
He even said that can’t enjoy his time with Robin because he is not with his other wives which to me meant I’m sure they complaining to him. Just stop Kody- if he was any bit of a decent man he would tell he is done. That he is spiritually or whatever divorcing them and set them free to find happiness but instead he just wants to push them to doing that on their own so he is not “bad” guy. F*** him and his stupid man bun.

One of my biggest gripes with the show adaptation is that I always felt that they made Joffrey a much bigger presence than he was in the books. In the books he does commit some heinous acts and is a bona fide psycho, but I always felt like —besides his death order on Eddard— he doesn’t have too much of an impact on the overall “politics” going on. Tywin and even to a certain degree Cersei are smart enough to see that this kid isn’t smart enough to rule. All we really see of him is him being a sociopath to Sansa and Tyrion and some back story of some crazy shit that he’s done. I was happy when he choked, but I wasn’t thrilled.

When Ramsay bites the dust however!

I will be elated. This dude completely morphs people’s psychological state. Proud, arrogant, noble Theon gets reduced to Reek. Poor Jeyne Pool....I recently finished the chapter where Then and the washerwomen help her escape and she gets out of the furs and they see that she has bite marks on her breasts. Like jeez this was Sanaa’s dumb little friend that had crushes on the knights during the Hand’s Tourney.

He is the biggest non-gray character I think we see in the story. At least the first one that pops in mind for me. Completely irredeemable. I feel like Joffrey’s twisted upbringing under Cersei gives him a slim understanding of why the way he is (not justification, but an understanding) while Ramsay is just bat-shit crazy for....reasons???

Seriously though, fuck Ramsay.

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So I came up with this question when I was laying in bed, about to go to sleep. (as you do) I was thinking about the Despicable Me movies when it hit me. "How much money would Gru have to make to support his lifestyle?" Not only does he have a big house, cool furniture and a freaking lab with inventions, but he also has the minions and the girls. He has to buy food and supplies to sustain all their needs. Even before he was a spy, he had all these things when he was a criminal. Was he really stealing enough to pay for all of it? Or did he just invent and build lots of these things like his lab and weapons?

They aren't blood lusted, They have access to everthing they have, Gru cant use minions though, Takes place in NYC and A fight until one gets knocked out