Immoral Puns

A list of puns related to "Immoral"

I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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đŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 14 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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đŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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I've never understood why doctors recommend a balanced diet

Cannibalizing an acrobat seems immoral and illegal...

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đŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeist
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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The other day, my English professor asked my class, "What is a cinquain?"...

A kid in the back blurted out "An immoral walking stick."

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đŸ‘€︎ u/GOMACE116
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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