Unlawful Puns

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.

One means it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.

-Told to me by my dad, about 40 years ago.

Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.

I was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.

I'm surprised that Switzerland can get away with using people as currency. I'm even more surprised they can find so many people named Frank.

They said it was unlawful use of a fire-arm.

While having a conversation with my wife's uncle about how it's illegal to round up the wild horses around my neighborhood, he came out with this joke:

Uncle: "Well do you know what the difference between unlawful and illegal is?"

Me: "What's that?"

Uncle: "Well unlawful is against the law, and illegal is a sick bird".

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

One is a crime and the other's a sick bird.

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Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.

Unlawful is something against the law, illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.

Ones breaking the law and the others a sick bird.

One is against the law, and the other is a sick bird.

One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.

Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful means something is against the law, while illegal is a sick bird.

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!