Prohibited Puns

A list of puns related to "Prohibited"

TIL laughing out loud is prohibited at the Honolulu library.

A low "ha" is required.

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👤︎ u/tripsteur
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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That's it !!! I'm boycotting any store that sells stuff....

....I can't afford.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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How did mathematicians get around restrictions of prohibition?

They drank their root beer out of square cups!

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👤︎ u/ArisThotHole
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Where did prohibition-era rodents get their alcohol?

The Squeakeasy.

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👤︎ u/fingerpants
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.

It’s considered a personal fowl.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Did you know that precipitation prohibits owl reproduction?

It's too wet to woo.

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👤︎ u/mister_pleco
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.

He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?

They both got rid of Bourbon!

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👤︎ u/Franklin413
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...

"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.

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👤︎ u/EngineersAnon
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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I watched a documentary on netflix about prohibition last night

It was pretty dry

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👤︎ u/nolehusker
📅︎ Nov 20 2015
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Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My political science prof while we were discussing political parties today.

Prof: There is still even a prohibition party. You know what prohibition was right?

Class: No alcohol.

Prof: Right. That doesn't sound like much of a party.

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👤︎ u/spootneek
📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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My dad snuck this one in during lunch this afternoon

Me: I just finished a book about Prohibition, and it was pretty interesting.

Dad: I read the same book-it was pretty dry.

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👤︎ u/BudBill18
📅︎ Jan 10 2015
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