.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
Aloha Akhbar.
Finally a turn in the right direction.
But there is a 95% chance you wonโt get it.
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
Whatโs Kesha done to deserve this?
.. Dying to Czech it out
Hats off to them for getting that passed
but I still think they're cool.
They're a hot topic in our house.
It was a boycot.
The were not Zs.
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
He says he wants to make America grate again.
To cut down on poolution
They don't have enough lung capacity
It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I donโt understand what fun do they get.
He just wants to make America grate again.
In doing so he promises to Make America Grate Again.
Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise
Insist on REAL poo!
Apparently bakers can't be choosers.
The freedom of press is no more.
He bounced too many Czechs.
I wont be cutting class anytime soon.
The beef cattle farmer thought it was a silly policy and would greatly reduce his income from selling meat overseas....
The pig farmer disagreed, he thought it was a great opportunity for livestock farmers to benefit from higher profit margins in a strong domestic market with fewer overheads.
Feeling very passionate after a few beers, the beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โThis time in 12 months, the government will have repealed this policy because itโs such a terrible idea... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and they donโt repeal it, Iโll give you my prized cow, Daisy. But if Iโm right, and they do repeal it, you have to give me free bacon for a yearโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the policy will be a success and wonโt be repealed. So he says โdealโ.
The beef farmer carries on:
โActually, I think this policy is going to be such a terrible failure that Iโll need to sell half of my cows to stay afloat... in fact, Iโm willing to bet on it. If Iโm wrong, and this policy doesnโt mean I need to sell half my cows, Iโll give you free steaks for a year. But if Iโm right, and I do need to sell half my cows, you have to give me your prized boar, pumbaโ.
The pig farmer is confident that the beef farmer wonโt need to sell any cows. So he says โdealโ.
12 months pass following the introduction of the live export ban. The government hasnโt repealed the policy, but unfortunately the beef farmer has had to sell most of his cows.
Both farmers reconvene at the pub. The beef farmer says to the pig farmer:
โWell, it seems you were right about one thing but wrong about the other...
So... You may have won the cattle, but youโve lost the boar!โ.
Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?
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Make America Grate Again!
He wants to make America Grate Again.
Make America grate again!
And make America grate again.
He wants to make America grate again.
Make America grate again!
