Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
You can't throw out vegetables
Girlfriend told me to play with boomerangs, i told her to throw that idea out of the window
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
When you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out...
My old Vacuum finally broke and I had to throw it out.
My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...
Did you hear about the guy from The Beatles that got a divorce but couldn't throw out one prized possession?
No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo
This morning, my wife asked if I wanted her to throw out my can of sparkling water that had been on the counter all night.
I replied, "No I'll drink it. It's still water."
I had to throw out all the snacks my wife made for New Year's Eve as soon as the ball dropped
I’m an accountant for Hallmark... they throw me out of casinos now because I’m a “professional card counter”.
Quick, everyone throw out the best joke you know...
But please leave them in a neat pile, it's hard enough to pick though the trash as it is.
TSA made the woman in front of me throw out her sushi.
I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!
Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(
What do you call it when you throw a book out your window while driving down the street?
Do you know what happen when throw piece of butter out of window?
butterfly
//sorry, leaving.
Why did Einstein throw his father's clock out the window?
He wanted to see relative time - Mork and Mindy
The cooler broke at work yesterday, and we had to throw out about $4,000 with of milk...
In the process, a lot of it ended up spilling on the floor. One of the older guys that I work with walked in and said, "Wow, this place is an UDDER disaster."
My shoes are wearing out and I need to throw them out.
Guess you could say they are on their last legs.
If you're wondering why bakers don't throw out items a lot...
It's because they probably knead it again tomorrow.
Had to throw out some old chicken last night
What do you call it when you throw a chicken out of a window?
Went to go help my dad throw out cans and bottles into the trash can.
Dad: You need to throw away the aluminum cans into a separate trash can instead of the recycling bin.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because that’s your college fund.
My dad would always throw this one out years ago
I would be listening to Dookie by Green Day
"Hey son, what are you listening to? BLUE SKY?!"
Why did she throw the butter out of the window?
Because she wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Why did the clown throw his clock out the window.
Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did i throw butter out of the window?
I wanted to see a butterfly.
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