Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Remains to be seen.
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”
Her: Why don’t you try lunges?
Me: That sounds like a huge step.
Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
Whenever someone suggests I try bondage I tell them I can't because the thing I put in my mouth keeps escaping.
It's a running gag.
I eat a lot of salt, but the WHO suggests consuming 2,000 mg of sodium daily.
I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.
Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?
I'm washing my figure
Grammar suggests polyamory (or even polygamy) is hot! reddit.com/r/polyamory/co…
My friend loves books, so I suggest she makes a house of them to live in
My only question to her was, how many stories would it be?
Never suggest the time 2:30 to my dad...
"Oh you mean the time of the Chinese dentist?" Mildly racist and painful. Thanks dad.
Research suggests that nosy people eat more peppers than average.
This explains why they're jalapeño business!
Why did the sex therapist suggest a couple have camping sex?
Because its in-tents
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
Poor Tesco - first the horse burgers and now new research suggests that some of their chocolate desserts are 100% mousse.
I NEED ORIGINAL COW PUNS can you suggest any please?
