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So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
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👤︎ u/morgan_bulb
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
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👤︎ u/Lams1d
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.

Remains to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...

The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"

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👤︎ u/Sopwith_Snipe
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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I asked my wife, “ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”

Her: Why don’t you try lunges?

Me: That sounds like a huge step.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Intentional or not, I suggest it belongs here.
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👤︎ u/ihaveabaguetteknife
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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Whenever someone suggests I try bondage I tell them I can't because the thing I put in my mouth keeps escaping.

It's a running gag.

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👤︎ u/Vesurel
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I eat a lot of salt, but the WHO suggests consuming 2,000 mg of sodium daily.

I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.

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👤︎ u/berriobvious
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I suggest not overclocking that much
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👤︎ u/ToXiC_Games
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?

I'm washing my figure

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👤︎ u/shwoople
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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Grammar suggests polyamory (or even polygamy) is hot! reddit.com/r/polyamory/co…
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👤︎ u/EtHeO18
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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My friend loves books, so I suggest she makes a house of them to live in

My only question to her was, how many stories would it be?

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👤︎ u/Lord_of_Dorks
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Research suggests that nosy people eat more peppers than average.

This explains why they're jalapeño business!

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👤︎ u/Crimsonae
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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Why did the sex therapist suggest a couple have camping sex?

Because its in-tents

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👤︎ u/Elfere
📅︎ Jun 27 2017
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As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
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Poor Tesco - first the horse burgers and now new research suggests that some of their chocolate desserts are 100% mousse.
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👤︎ u/darraghd
📅︎ Feb 14 2013
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I NEED ORIGINAL COW PUNS can you suggest any please?
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👤︎ u/nicht-deutsch
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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