If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Got this idea from the bilingual keyboard emoji suggestions...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marissapies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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In college, we had a buddy who always gave us suggestions as to what booze or drugs to try.

He was the original trip advisor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat...sounds like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."

"I shit you knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Taking suggestions now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I need a suggestion of a good medical sitcom to binge on Netflix....

But I don’t want no Scrubs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrypticPragmatist
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I matched with a Zoe on Tinder and I need a good pun, any suggestions?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GumAndRoses195
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Suggestion 1: Handel with care.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Suggestion (also added a joke at the end):

I love this subreddit but some jokes just come around 5+ times a day, would it be possible to remove -frequent- reposts?

As for the joke:

My wife got mad at me because apparently I have no sense of direction. I immediately packed my stuff and right!

(I hope not everyone knows my joke yet, haven’t seen it on here.)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Subreddit suggestion

Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?

It’s a bit subpar right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnyComedian
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Thank for the suggestion Amazon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackintehbox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill

Wild Bill Hickock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a β€˜Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lachrondizzle23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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PROMPOSAL SUGGESTIONS

Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,

-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poppygod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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[Request] Blog name suggestions (the punnier the better)

I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessdon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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You should always take restaurant suggestions with at least a grain of salt, just in case they don't turn out.

Makes it taste better either way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julianfri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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I'm planning on sending an incredibly groan inducing dad joke to a friend every day for a couple weeks. Suggestions? The cornier the better.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dimentioze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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Punny suggestions for an embroidery facebook page?

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/409latte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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The suggestion that I unplugged the subwoofer is

a bassless accusation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!

Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cougars83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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How did the tool make a dinner suggestion?

"Ham or..."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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I made a β€œsuggestion for improvement” to my wife regarding her cooking.

She responded β€œyou know, I slave away all day in this kitchen..”

So I cut in: β€œand you still can’t seem to get it right.”

On the plus side, it’s way roomier than I would have expected in this doghouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phisopholer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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My son sent me a recording of a song he wrote. I gave him a suggestion to improve it but he didn't Iike it. He said it was "cheesy" So i said, "Maybe if you worked on your Kraft a little harder you might get a single."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gocards2579
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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[Request] Need puntastic suggestions related to flail!

Hi punterific people!

I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)

The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);

Thoughts up until now: Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied) Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed) I will not flail you!

Hope you can help me out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadewarp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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What do you call suggestions given by a father?

Dadvice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Suggestion box

I've asked my dad for a couple of changes around the house lately. After I mentioned something else today, I remarked that our family could use a suggestion box, but then said that I realized it would quickly be full of requests for La-Z-Boy recliners.

Dad replies: "But we've already got our own full-sized lazy boy!" and of course starts laughing as if he were the funniest dad ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddude7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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Does anyone have any suggestions? I think I was sold a lemon

http://imgur.com/a/jlJXG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymoose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Dad's chicken suggestion.

I was working with my Dad to convert a small garden shed into a hen house for our chickens when he added, "we probably should add another door."

"Why? We only need the one, and we already have a hatch on the side to get to the eggs, do we really need another access door?"

"Well, then it'd be a 2-door coupe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JVonDron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.

My suggestion: Euclids on the block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garrettcz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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In it for the long troll... any other suggestions?

Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.

I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.

Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morechatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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[Suggestion] Dadjoke in the title is kind of redundent.

So, what if we maybe do like in other jokesubs, and start with the joke in the title. Did see someone do this for the first time today. And why not? "I dadjoked my gf, my dad pulled this one," And such is not as giving as maybe "So I told my dad I was hungry".. Just saying. =)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jussiadler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...

...I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cognimaniac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œI don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat’s .... a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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