My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed....

So, I had the headache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it

He said it had a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterApple512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My sister asked me to keep my nephew from playing games on his tablet all night. I suggested he builds a fort with his cousin.

He instantly replied, β€œbut mom said I couldn’t play Fort Night”

(He’s gonna be a great dad some day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Since this is a β€œNana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a β€œba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a β€œbanana” on the counter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaceyGayGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.

Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.

I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My daughter asked where her toy Cryolophosaurus might be. I suggested...

"Maybe the Mesozoic Era?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRVAx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.

Sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.

It really is a riot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmag3001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.

That idea was immediately shot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Friend suggested I post to this subreddit, my response...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/calvinwashere2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?

She gave him a piece of her mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_aftershock786
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher suggested that I should be tenor.

Ten or twelve feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Someone suggested I post it here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcbubblez2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My son suggested to my parents that they should adopt twin girls. I said,

"Do you want aunts? Cause that's how you get aunts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlordcletus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My husband suggested we get a repeater to improve our router signal...

Me: A what?

Him: A repeater.

Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin

Him: Oh my god.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misscharl0tte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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My dad suggested I travel the world to discover more about myself.

So I went Seoul searching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erratic_Penguin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Someone suggested I leave this here. Email from my dad this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbleu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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I was in Bangkok with my wife recently. I suggested we check out one of the many temples.

She said β€œwat pho?”

And I said β€œidk just to get a little culture?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnotnotme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

He’s been undie-feeted ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeeeen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I asked my friend if he knew a pachyderm famous for its trunk. He suggested Dumbo.

But that was Ear-Elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My wife suggested that I try a blindfold, but I decided not to.

I just couldn’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My daughter's baby wouldn't eat any of its dinner, so I suggested, "Try the airplane!"

She looked at me confused and asked, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980's, but that's not important right now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I was asking my wife for some work out tips, she suggested I try lunges

I thought, that's a big step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A friend suggested trying a local honey for my allergies. So I did that.

Now my wife wants a divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vogon_lyricist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I asked.

"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Someone suggested I get a lobotomy

Trying to stay open minded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerspud88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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β€œSuggested post”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vMEXICANbeef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I wanted to start a creative writing class at a prison but my wife suggested we talk about it first.

We needed to discuss the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I couldn’t think of what to put here, so my friend suggested brainstorming

I said it was a shockingly good idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kableewey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Someone suggested I post the here [X-Post r/KnightsOfPineapple] reddit.com/r/KnightsOfPin…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beano52
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aardvark1292
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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My wife suggested I wash the car with our son

I told her a sponge would be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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When I suggested to my wife we used a strap on, she was right behind me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smell1s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I asked my wife if she knew what kind of car I drove before we met...(x-post from r/funny because someone suggested it)

Her: "No, what kind?"

Me: "I drove a Toyota, Pre-us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WASD_Burn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...

Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-

Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-

Me: Let's watch Supphomi!

Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."

Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technohazard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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My wife suggested we follow some Marie Kondo tips to tidying up our home

I asked her if we should wait for the townhouse version

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Do y’all think, when the name Jupiter was suggested, someone said it had a nice ring to it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quadsforthebroads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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/r/mildlyinteresting suggested I post this here. The service lift at work is made by Schindler. Schindlers Lift. imgur.com/OLsOw
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My dad ran over a cat one day. I suggested he scrape it off the road and put it's rear on the wall.

Because it was his Cat-Ass-Trophy

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So I suggested that we learn about Kendrick Lamar in English...

The teacher said, "no, you're gonna study Ozymandias, ya Bysshe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPresidentNERF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Brewed some beer, and my girlfriend suggested this name
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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Take some peppermint from my garden, My Father in Law suggested

"It needs to be used before it goes bad."

Mr.Brotato responds: "Would you say it's no longer in....mint condition?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmashedBrotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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It is suggested that women over the age of 55 get a mammogram every 2 years.

Shouldn’t men be recommended to get sirograms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeSnowLikeGold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Apparently if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll get sick from too much vitamin A; someone suggested testing this so I called the butcher and asked them to send some over...

...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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