I used to share weed with my friend

You could call it a trance-plant

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A loving sniper

After a day's job a sniper comes home to his wife.

Sniper: I missed you baby

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FemaleHypnotist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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