I think Colonel Sanders wanted the best tasting chicken ever so he hired some people to try hypnotizing two chickens to fuck and make a legendary hypno-chicken baby that tastes amazing once matured and cooked. Here are the results:
“The first part of the hypnotism was successful but trying to get them to fuck just made them violent and peck out the Colonel’s vocal cords. We had to replace those with the squeaky parts of rubber ducks and helium tanks. (that’s why his voice is so squeaky.) Also, we have no idea how to control these chickens god help us.”
Guys, I was looking up chicken hypnotism and realized you can make a Chicken stand still by dragging the beak to make a line and it won't cross it. That being said, why did the chicken cross the road?
It actually works too, mine no longer has any cravings for cigarettes.
This is really weird, almost embarrassing...So I can't really ask people not connected to the situation.
I'm a magician, it's not my main job, but I find it fun. I've been interested in it since I was little. Anyway...I(M21) was at a party with a few of my friends and my brother(M22). One of my friends Joe (M22) thinks my hobby is sort of stupid. He's a good person, but pretty brutally honest.
We were talking about magic, and he called my hypnotism bs, and said it was choreographed. I said it isn't, and he told me to prove it, so I offered to hypnotize him. He agreed, and I asked repeatedly if he was sure.
This is just my opinion, but I believe hypnotism takes a bit of agreement of the other party. If you really don't want to be hypnotised, you won't. I guess Joe took my instructions seriously, as he began to act as I suggested. I went with the staples of course, the chicken.
He went around the room pecking and clucking, making everyone laugh. I let him stay in the trance for a little while, and snapped him out of it. He was dazed for a bit, but then got pissed at me, saying I embarrassed him, and am an asshole.
My brother brought up that he asked me to do it, but "I didn't think it would work, it's not my fault."
I apologized, but he left the party afterwards.
My friend group is split, some say it was in good fun, the other half think I tried to embarrass him purposefully.
What do you think Reddit?
TlDR:
I hypnotized my friend who said I was lying, and when it worked he felt embarrassed.
It was a viral video some time ago where a guy held a rooster, drew a line in front of it and it fell asleep. Me and my sister thought that was cool.
These past weeks we are visiting my grandma in the countryside, who has all sorts of domestic birds. She always let us play with them. Today we asked if we could try this and she said "Why not, it's not going to kill them"
So we tried this on black friendly hen but she couldn't care less of our line in the sand, she just wanted the corn we had on us.
Then we tried with a white rooster, not the main one who guards the hens 'cause that guy is vicious. Well our rooster didn't fall asleep, but he sat and looked at the line and then at us. When we erased the line he ran away and we declared the myth plausible.
Only to find this evening the white rooster dead. I cannot understand why, he didn't seem to be much interested in the line neither and when he left he seemed fine.
Grandma told my aunt to help her get rid of the rooster because it may make the others sick and told her that we caught the rooster earlier that day and that it seemed fine then.
Well my aunt came over to yell at us for killing the rooster. I told her that by no means did we want to harm him and that the hen was fine. I told her that no bird had ever died after we played with them but I still felt bad.
She called me a brat, a uneducated city rat and a lot more words I won't write. I do feel very bad for the white rooster, but my grandma said it was a meat chicken and that they get sick easily and most probably didn't have to do with us. Still feel guilty, were we B for trying to hypnotize the poor rooster?
