Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans.
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Why did the chicken put on sunscreen?
So he wouldn’t get fried.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...
Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Why is buffalo chicken more expensive than regular chicken?
Because buffalo chicken is harder to catch.
I have psychic chickens...
...they only lay medium eggs.
I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…
Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was poultry in motion.
It's been 6 months since I've had chicken.
Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?
He was caught using fowl language.
(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)
How do chickens end there shift’s
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet
Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Why do referees in professional rugby always give penalties against chickens?
Because they always award against professional fowls.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
Whar did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
I don't know, I couldn't hear him.
How do chickens with acne leave a building?
They go through the eggzit
What's a chicken's favorite musician?
I went to the store to buy chicken broth...
but they said they were out of stock.
I just bought a chicken proof lawn...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
What did the man say to the judge after running over chickens at a playground?
“In my defense, Your Honor, there were no signs of fowl play”
How do chickens overthrow their leader?
Ever since I killed one of my chickens with the lawn mower...
all manner of scary, haunting things are happening to me. I may have a poultrygeist.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
As far as baby chickens are concerned...
If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
A chicken crossing the road...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you call people that care for chickens?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!
What are you if you take care of a chicken?
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