What do you call a hen that’s good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?

Chicken tenders.

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What did a hen say to a rude rooster?
  • Be a little less COCKy.
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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken!

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What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderhold22
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What do you call a farmer that raises hens?

A chicken tender.

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A friend of mine brought a hen to a kegger but was thrown out

Turns out he committed party fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
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I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs

She's a real mathemachicken!

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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djhenry2018
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestankypopster
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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs..

She was a mathemachicken.

(Checks out!)

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Hens were often used in the Revolutionary War to identify colonists that were loyal to the Crown.

You never learned about chicken-catch-a-Tory?

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Hen-Tie
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If you have to carry a heavy hen...

It becomes a Birden.

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The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...

They called it a chicken coup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?

It was a chicken coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iziahzay
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Hen tie
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What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?

Scotch eggs

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Kar-hen
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A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.

"Tea," says the mouse. "Water," says the giraffe. "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
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Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?

Because they’re chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathamachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cieralindsea
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyTigrr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What did the rooster do to impress the hen?

He wrote poultry for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abacadavocados
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An old couple sat on their porch in the morning after they let the chickens out of the coupe. They wanted to count how many hens the rooster fucked. The wife was counting one, two, three, four, five, six! Six times she proclaimed!

He responds, β€œYeah with a different chick each time!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumbawumba07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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When is a hen just following the letter W
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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You know, my hen counts her own eggs...

She’s a mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6ucy6ucifer6
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How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?

She doesn’t like cocks

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What do you call a hen with lettuce on its eye?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHarlz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call it when a hen is looking at a price of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4myfortnite
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My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it to me and asked me to name it

It's my Stephen

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnarseph
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What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kayakman28
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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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I had a hen who could count her own eggs...

She was a mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmCleatis
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I had a hen that could count its own eggs.

It was a mathemachicken.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a hen that can count?

A mathamachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9w_lf9
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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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