What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken!

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.

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If you have to carry a heavy hen...

It becomes a Birden.

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...

They called it a chicken coup

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Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?

It was a chicken coup.

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What do you get if you feed Whisky to hens?

Scotch eggs

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hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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Eating hummus made the hen have to go to the bathroom.

Probably the chickpeas.

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A hen gathered other of age hens and taught them what to do during that time of the month.

You could say she was laying an eggsample.

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A hen asks her guests what they'd like to drink.

"Tea," says the mouse. "Water," says the giraffe. "Pop," goes the weasel.

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Why do hens and roosters hardly ever fly?

Because they’re chicken

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathamachicken

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What happens when a hen looks at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What did the rooster do to impress the hen?

He wrote poultry for her.

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How can you tell if a hen chicken is a lesbian?

She doesn’t like cocks

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What do you call it when a hen is looking at a price of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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When is a hen just following the letter W
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You know, my hen counts her own eggs...

She’s a mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen with lettuce on its eye?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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I bet the rooster likes chicken bdsm porn ... you know hen tie
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I had a hen that could count her own eggs.

She was a great mathmachicken

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Why did the hen lay around in the barn all day?

She was EGGShausted.

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What do you call a hen house with two doors?

A coupe.

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How can you tell if you are a hen-pecked husband?

I don’t know let me ask my wife.

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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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A hen will always leave her house

Through the proper eggs-it.

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"Why are you telling me this story about a male hen?" I asked the bartender, confused.

He just looked at me and replied, "You asked for a cock tale, sir."

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This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.

Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"

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I had a hen once

I had a hen once thay counted her own eggs.... She was a mathmechicken.

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How do hens leave the hen house?

Through the eggsit!

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My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it to me and asked me to name it

It's my Stephen

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What do hens drink during a party?

Cock-tails!

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Don't eat the leftover Cornish game hens...

They're a little fowl.

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What did one hen say to the other hen?

My wife’s name is Robin, actually. I don’t know why I’m posting anything about hens.

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What did the mother hen say to her chicks when they hatched?

Happy bird-day!

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What about animals flying to hen-houses...

Do they have to chick en?

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Paul McCartney copes with John Lennon's death by buying hens, and then later tries to fly by tying them to his arms and legs.

As he puts it,

"I get by with a little help from my hens."

"I get high with a little help from my hens."

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In old days it was considered very lucky to have a hen lay her eggs near the inside of the entrance of your house

As soon as a person walks in and sees this, they would know to expect good luck and fortune from the owner of the house and the whole family, but only if all of the chicks hatch and are all healthy. Every time you left a house, it was considered good luck to look at the hen, and wish it well to have all of its chicks born happy, healthy, and for the hen to live a long life. This is why they call it an egg-sit!!!

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What do you call the spirit of a dead hen haunting a farm?

A poultry-geist.

Courtesy of my father while eating rotisserie chicken.

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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

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What's it called when a hen looks at some lettuce?

A Chicken Caesar Salad

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I asked a hen the age old question what came first the chicken or the egg.

Poor thing went through an eggsistential crisis.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

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Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Cause Chicks Be Trippin'

:)

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If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?

Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!

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What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?

A poultry-geist.

This actually came from an NPC in WoW today...I groaned. He must have been a dad.

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken

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What do you call a hen that can count?

A mathamachicken.

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs...

She was a mathemachicken.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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I had a hen that could count its own eggs.

It was a mathemachicken.

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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a mathemachicken.

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My hen can count her own eggs.

She is a mathemachicken.

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I had a hen who could count her own eggs.

She was a Mathemachicken.

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I once had a hen that could count her own eggs...

She was a mathemachicken.

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What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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