Me and my big hard white cock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Withane82
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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She’s taking the cock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeaboo-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Maybe this'll help someone's cock
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Wanna see my cock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakkyandbrakky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Got wood? Well here’s a picture of my massive cock!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Just found out that cock fighting is done with roosters

Two years of training I am never gonna get back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Check out the big white cock on this dude!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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A female weightlifter went to the doctors and said β€œdoctor I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown a cock”

β€œanabolic?” Asked the doctor.

β€œNo, just the cock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feedmesteak
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Someone should build a gay club out of legos and name it "The Cock Block."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecakeisaiive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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What will happen if you decarbonize your COCK ?

no need to worry, you will be OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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My neighbour has a large cock.

It crows every morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaueng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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Cock and sperm joke for kids

(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)

Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:

"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"

Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.

When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.

M

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathrowHappymeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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They're finally making a movie called "Cocks"...

It's about dicktatorship...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rude_ass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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He tried barebacking, but couldn't handle the cock in this club [SFW, PUN, SHORT VIDEO] youtu.be/efz050leeRk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidder-07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?

Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogribb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2013
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