Chick Norris.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What is a chick's favourite place to eat?

Anywhere, as long as its cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReaperWright88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Construction workers don't have side chicks

They have Back Hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatzhie04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death

The police are treating it as a hummuside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?

Wing ma'am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...

Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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4 year-old daughter: Daddy, do you know what I'm going to name this cow from Chick-fil-a?

Moovie!

One man-tear was shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Today I resolved a conflict between two chicks

That's the first time I made chickpeace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Been talking to this smokin hot chick.

Super hot. We made plans to lift at the gym. She didn't show. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthernLight_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?

Attempted Hummus-ide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call chick peas in a cavern?

Humus Sapiens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psswords
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.

Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoohsySlayer69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.

He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilteach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Egg or chick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prithviiiii
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Some chick named Susan threw herself at me.

Four days later and I still can’t believe I got sued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"

Dad: "look for the pecker"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pillowblood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What do french chicks smoke?

Qui'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Chick- Fil-Leia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdub9388
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I started talking to this chick that's a Pilot.

The only problem is I'm not into plane girls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mestynes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Chick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What do you call a chick that acts like a dude?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VORT-X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Where’s the best place to pick up chicks?

At a chicken farm!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronh1202
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simulated_Person
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.

Use a Litness test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konebred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?

I've never had a lentile on my chest before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmyp79
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Just a guy at the airport trying to pick up chicks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/360noJesus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Hot chick πŸ˜‹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karansharma0550
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I live in genuine terror of boiling an egg and cracking it open to find a dead, boiled chick inside

No yolk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingChef
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I fucked a fat chick in an elevator

It was wrong on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?

Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.

A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonisJive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HikerSethT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Puns from working at Chick Fil A (sorry about audio desync) youtu.be/s-EaFb3OfsQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Chick fil-a never lets me down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingCrittt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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teaching my son how to pick up chicks imgur.com/v7iMPbo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicpete
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I love buff chicks

What do you call a bison that refuses a challenge...? . . . . . . Buffalo chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhurd7222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.

Step 1. Go to a farm.

Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.

Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Came here to meat chicks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladydanger2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Why is a bird so good at helping it’s friends pick up chicks?

He is the ultimate wingman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.

Unfortunately I couldn’t figure out how to reverse the polarity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Most Sundays I declare, "I'm taking a stand, we are eating Chick-fil-a today or nothing at all!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickleddin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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