Chick Norris.
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︎ May 15 2021
What is a chick's favourite place to eat?
Anywhere, as long as its cheep
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Construction workers don't have side chicks
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
They have milkshakes with whipped cream and cherries at Chick-fil-A, but nothing more elaborate...
Otherwise, they might have to work on sundaes.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
4 year-old daughter: Daddy, do you know what I'm going to name this cow from Chick-fil-a?
Moovie!
One man-tear was shed.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Today I resolved a conflict between two chicks
That's the first time I made chickpeace.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Been talking to this smokin hot chick.
Super hot. We made plans to lift at the gym. She didn't show. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so heβd have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess weβll call him Eggplant now
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Egg or chick
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︎ May 03 2020
Some chick named Susan threw herself at me.
Four days later and I still canβt believe I got sued.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"
Dad: "look for the pecker"
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︎ Mar 30 2020
What do french chicks smoke?
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︎ May 17 2020
Chick- Fil-Leia
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I started talking to this chick that's a Pilot.
The only problem is I'm not into plane girls
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Chick
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︎ Nov 13 2018
What do you call a chick that acts like a dude?
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Whereβs the best place to pick up chicks?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now
They wash their hands religiously
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Hey guys if you need to determine how Basic a chick is.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?
I've never had a lentile on my chest before.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Just a guy at the airport trying to pick up chicks
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︎ Mar 24 2017
Hot chick π
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︎ Apr 29 2019
I live in genuine terror of boiling an egg and cracking it open to find a dead, boiled chick inside
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I fucked a fat chick in an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?
Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.
A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Chick fil-a never lets me down
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︎ Jan 07 2019
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︎ Feb 23 2016
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
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︎ Aug 22 2019
I love buff chicks
What do you call a bison that refuses a challenge...?
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Buffalo chicken.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.
Step 1. Go to a farm.
Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.
Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.
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︎ May 17 2019
Came here to meat chicks
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Why is a bird so good at helping itβs friends pick up chicks?
He is the ultimate wingman.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
In college, I was known to be a chick magnet.
Unfortunately I couldnβt figure out how to reverse the polarity.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Most Sundays I declare, "I'm taking a stand, we are eating Chick-fil-a today or nothing at all!"
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︎ Dec 13 2017
Whatβs the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I would never pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face
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︎ Jun 16 2019
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