My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?

BBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chromosoma
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Effectivelyweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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Do you know why Russian dolls are so arrogant?

Because they are full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipoca-queimada
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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my son made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I don’t like Matryoshka Dolls.

They’re so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Tried to make a doll with a clock instead of an abdomen.

It was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Last-Woodpecker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I hate those little Russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LudwigFeuerbach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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My friend said that he made a voodoo doll that looks just like me..

I think he's pulling my leg..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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My daughter lined up her dolls for the lunch

It seems we have Barbie queue for lunch again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alimamad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What do you call an operation on a barbie doll

Plastic surgery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mypingistrash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Matryoshka dolls, anyone?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Don’t get me started on those Russian dolls...

...so full of themselves πŸ•ΊπŸ»

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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The bad thing about Russian Dolls....

They're way too into themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I hate russian nesting dolls

They're so full of themself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill

I was just preparing a Barbie Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Before each Elmo doll leaves the factory ....

... it receives two test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nopi66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I am so sick of russian dolls

they are full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My wife said she never saw the appeal of Russian nesting dolls...

...I told her "it's what's on the inside that counts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwlThinkAboutIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I've never particularly liked those Russian nesting dolls...

They're so full of themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWormaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I hate Matryoshka Dolls

So bloody full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeadfulOfHollow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I just can't stand those Russian nesting dolls.

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I hate those stackable Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rterstydr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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A better name for an inflatable sex doll is β€œwhore in a drawer”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdgt_Pope
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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When a russian nesting doll makes a dad joke, nobody gets it.

Because they're all inside jokes.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Every horror movie about a doll is nothing but

A Toy Story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I have a problem with Russian Nesting Dolls

There's so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oneguy4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Russian Dolls are simple.

Get one, and Putin the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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All girls are dolls!

Some are Barbie others are Anabelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigahole
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Was out in the backyard grilling some burgers for my daughter and her friends but they'd lined up a bunch of dolls to get food too

It was a barbie queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My sister put all her dolls in a line

It was a Barbie-Queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AS28384824
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Russian dolls don’t make very good friends.

They’re so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennalligator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Did you hear they’re making an Easter Bunny sex doll?

Fucking unbelievable.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I hate Russian nesting dolls.

They’re so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What do you call a burning doll house

A Barbie-Que!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Did you guys hear that story on the news about the little Russian doll who robbed the big Russian doll?

I heard it was an inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldiddykong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.

I think I might put a platinum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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My friend was a little Russian Doll and he was very annoying so I said...

"you're so full of yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aswettybudda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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What do you call a doll that is leaving the other dolls?

Dolly parton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesyninja132
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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What do you get when dolls wait in line to try some grilled meat?

Barbie queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n1had
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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What do you call a nazi Barbie doll?

A barb-aryan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Co-Reader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Why did the vegan girl get a Susie Q doll?

She found Barbie Q distasteful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Dad gives daughter a literal Frozen doll for Christmas.

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-12-29/dad-gives-daughter-a-frozen-doll-for-christmas-literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theroonco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Left my GF because of her 007 doll collection...

... I couldn't bear 'er bonds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesoptier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?

Bro-ken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anondnow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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I don't like Russia dolls

they're so full of themselves.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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A Russian Nesting doll and a Barbie doll were having an argument about Ken, who they both liked.

The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."

Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."

And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Every morning my dad walks into his job assembling dolls at the factory...

...and he says, "Another day, another doll hair."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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How did the witch-doctor label his voodoo dolls?

With a Black-Magic marker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stuewe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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What do you call a load of Barbie dolls in a line?...

... A barbecue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amysplat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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Dad gets his 8 year old daughter a Frozen doll for christmas [xpost /r/videos]

http://youtu.be/nWRxtOEqn6o

Original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2qjmz4/dad_gets_his_8_year_old_daughter_a_frozen_doll/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aphexmoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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Baby doll name

My young daughter just got a new baby and my wife gave her the name Danielle.

Me: If you make the baby doll really mad, her name will be Dan scream.

Wife: I hate you right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Dad gets his daughter a Frozen Doll for Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxtOEqn6o&feature=youtu.be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djangofettt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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Dad gets his 8 year old daughter a frozen doll for Christmas

Original thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2qjmz4/dad_gets_his_8_year_old_daughter_a_frozen_doll/

YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRxtOEqn6o&feature=youtu.be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1940
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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I hate Russian dolls,

they're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I hate Russian dolls

They're so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatDekuTree3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I hate Russian dolls

They are to full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EzyShots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I hate Russian Dolls

They're so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I hate Russian dolls.

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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I hate those Russian dolls they’re full of themselves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trubino19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I hate Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mduyesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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I hate those Russian nesting dolls.

They’re so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tooz75
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I hate Russian nesting dolls

There so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feindish2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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I hate Russian dolls

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowNightfall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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