I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?

She was told to give them all one test tickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
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First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.

He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodWillPower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I hate those weird Russian dolls.

They’re always so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.

He had Tic Tac toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.

It was a Barbie queue.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arch_nemesis420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Mommy, my Elsa doll doesn't blink

... because her eyes are Frozen... Maybe

My 5 year old just said this to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silke7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why don’t people like matryoshka dolls?

Because they’re so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingDominator365
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Do you know why Russian dolls are so arrogant?

Because they are full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipoca-queimada
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?

BBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chromosoma
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Matryoshka dolls, anyone?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Tried to make a doll with a clock instead of an abdomen.

It was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Last-Woodpecker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill

I was just preparing a Barbie Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call an operation on a barbie doll

Plastic surgery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mypingistrash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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The bad thing about Russian Dolls....

They're way too into themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I've never particularly liked those Russian nesting dolls...

They're so full of themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWormaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Don’t get me started on those Russian dolls...

...so full of themselves πŸ•ΊπŸ»

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Before each Elmo doll leaves the factory ....

... it receives two test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My wife said she never saw the appeal of Russian nesting dolls...

...I told her "it's what's on the inside that counts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwlThinkAboutIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I just do not like Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I hate nesting dolls

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I hate russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henr1ew
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I hate those Russian dolls...

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I hate Russian nesting dolls

They’re so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrozenPyromaniac_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Effectivelyweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I hate Russian dolls.

There so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcbear340
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChopinAsLex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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my son made a voodoo doll of me

I think he’s pulling my leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I hate Russian dolls,

they're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I hate Russian dolls

They're so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatDekuTree3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nopi66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I hate those little Russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LudwigFeuerbach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My daughter lined up her dolls for the lunch

It seems we have Barbie queue for lunch again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alimamad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My friend said that he made a voodoo doll that looks just like me..

I think he's pulling my leg..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I hate russian nesting dolls

They're so full of themself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I am so sick of russian dolls

they are full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I hate those stackable Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rterstydr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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