Cute briefcase
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I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.
Her: What can I do for you?
Me: I'm looking for a date.
Her: Oh, what kind of dates?
Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)
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︎ Jan 08 2021
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
It always sounds like my Italian neighbor is calling my doorbell cute.
He insist it is adoorabell.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What a cute couple
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What do you call a cute Baker?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Youre cute
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︎ Jun 20 2019
My partner is having a bad day at work, so I thought I would draw his favorite animal with a cute note.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do you call something that's shockingly cute?
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︎ May 25 2020
My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.
Cute? Itβs a Dory ball!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Is it cute or delicious?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Cute
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Cute dog helps your back (asmr)
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What is cute, stiff and mine?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
What do scarabs put on to look cute?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What's the difference between a great joke and a cute joke?
A great joke is awesome, a cute joke is awwesome.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
So cute you can say it's a Dora bell
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call a cute gate
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︎ Sep 12 2019
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I saw a doe feeding her cute newborn fawn...
I quickly became endeered.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do you call a cute mathematician?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My kid is both cute and sturdy.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
My wife thought it would be cute if we had pet names for each other.
Guess "Fido" was a bad choice.
Now I'm in the doghouse.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Donβt bother being cute, Iβll just ruin it
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︎ May 12 2019
Hitler is cute
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︎ May 28 2018
That's a cute Dalmatian
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Girls who like marvel are loki kinda cute.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Feeline cute.
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︎ May 11 2019
My deaf girlfriend was so excited I told her she was cute.
She doesn't hear that often.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:
"Got any plants this weekend?"
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︎ Jan 02 2018
A cute bee-hind
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︎ Jan 06 2019
My ex and I had cute names for each other. He called me baby and I called him Richard.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
My girlfriend told me she hates the noise I make when she says something cute.
At least she's being aww-nest.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What do we want? Cute kittens!! When do we want them?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Itβs cute
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︎ Nov 14 2017
I took my cute CPA go karting on our first date to a place called Turbo Tracks...
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︎ May 04 2019
I'm starting a cute little shop that sells doors... but the the only form of currency we take is marijuana
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I met a cute psychiatrist today...
and now I can't seem to get her off my mind.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
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