My wife hates Christmas, but I saw this cute little Santa clutch bag, I just had to buy it for her...

But when I gave it to her she just said "Bah handbag"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/83n170
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Important: Help me name my plush neuron!

I got a plush neuron for Christmas and I’m having trouble coming up with a cute, punny name for it! Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Naming our future children.

Told my girlfriend I had some ideas for names for our future kids.

First was Penelope for a girl, because I always liked the nickname Penny. Girlfriend thought it was cute and agreed.

Next was Dimitri because it's not too common and sounds artsy. Girlfriend was not much of a fan, but agreed it would sound good with our last name.

Last was Nicholas Levar for a son's name. Named after Santa Claus and Star Trek's Geordi La Forge. I love Christmas and my girlfriend loves Star Trek. Girlfriend shot it down.

At this point I said, "But the nicknames are good! Penny, Dime, and Nick L. We would have 16 cents to our name! It makes cents to me!"

Not sure if she wants to have kids with me now.


EDIT: To the guys saying Dime isn't a nickname for Dimitri, they're MY imaginary kids, I'll call them what I damn want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LADeviation
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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Dad joked anyone who gave the kid Halloween candy

When they answered the door to give him candy, I had him say "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and "I'm allergic to candy, do you have any sardines?"

He also stood facing away from the door for some.

He got a lot of laughs, a door slammed in his face and an offer for spicy mustard sardines.

Video: Halloween dad joke: http://youtu.be/Mp3IBlZnfFw (Forgive the vertical. I was trying to be discrete so not to contaminate the proceedings.)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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A little help with a pun, please?

I made my boyfriend a picture frame for a Christmas present and I want to put a cute pun inside. I was thinking something along the lines of "Since the day we met, I've always pictured us together." Any other ideas? Thank you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noooooooooodlez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0th1k4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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My calc teacher has to be a dad

Today in class, we were given a work sheet and he told us that question 'L' was a real 'cute' one.

He then went on to tell us that we had to do the question before Christmas, because by then there will be 'No-el'.

Literally ten times a class we get one of these.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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