Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery

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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
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How did the Easter Bunny end up in Santa's sleigh?

It was hoppenstance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I was trying to emulate the Easter bunny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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What did Bugs Bunny say when the doctor asked him how he should be contacted with his test results?

WhatsApp doc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?

Eggwhite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I fell asleep with my pet bunny in my bed last night.

I woke up with the hare standing on the back of my neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealitiesOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My local paper said the police arrested the energizer bunny

It said they charged him with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Poor little bunny

A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.

He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.

He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.

To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hopped another few feet, turned and waved yet again. He reached the edge of the trees and again, he turned and waved at the doctor.

Stunned, the doctor brought the bottle up to the light to see what magic potion he had discovered. Squinting his eyes, he read the label aloud, "Hair restorer with permanent wave".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you get the kids when the Easter bunny is coming?

A box of Kleenex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.

Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny's secret to finding those easter eggs.

It sorts by new.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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The Energizer bunny’s wife is taking him to court.

He’s charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frupp110
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.

Couldn't get a Peep out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Don't mess with angry bunnies.

They are very wabbid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orion808
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was taken into custody?

They say he was arrested for battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalliumGames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Every bunny was king fu fighting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dejaentendood
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatemokidd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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With Storm Ciara rolling in I was worried about my pet bunnies out there in the garden.

But it’s fine - I’ve battened down the hutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My dad was very upset when our bunnies escaped.

It’s his worst fear - hare loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What's a bunny's favorite genre of music?

Hip-Hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boundbythecurve
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What’s a bunny’s favorite snack?

Hopcorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kotekimru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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The energizer bunny was arrested for battery.

This joke keeps going and going.

Edit; Did you hear...? The energizer bunny was charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaMajestic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Mr. Peanut & The Energizer Bunny Are Forming A Band

They're calling it a salt & battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MIngmire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A bunny and a cat were in a race, who won?

The bunny won by a hare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Want to hear a bunny joke?

Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.

I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.

Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...

Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.

Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acbro3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?

Hop Scotch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What did Bugs Bunny say when he met Bill Gates?

What's up .doc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datkilledme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?

It was time for his annual eggzam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies?

All it could say was "rabbit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure

Eggs marks the spot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarch3092
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested...

...charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blur410
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!

A receding Hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkiKuro14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Energizer bunny arrested

And charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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The energizer bunny went to jail.

He was charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Heard the Energizer bunny got arrested...

He was charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdahoDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Energizer Bunny was arrested.

He was charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hairline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Did you hear about the energizer bunny?

He was arrested on battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaesquared
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Did you know the Energizer Bunny was arrested recently?

He was charged with battery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BR0-z0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you call a group of bunnies that can fly?

The HARE Force!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kungfuelijah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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