He was charged with battery
A receding hare line
It was hoppenstance
WhatsApp doc.
Eggwhite
I woke up with the hare standing on the back of my neck.
It said they charged him with battery
24 carrot magic
A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.
He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.
He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.
To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hopped another few feet, turned and waved yet again. He reached the edge of the trees and again, he turned and waved at the doctor.
Stunned, the doctor brought the bottle up to the light to see what magic potion he had discovered. Squinting his eyes, he read the label aloud, "Hair restorer with permanent wave".
A box of Kleenex
Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
It sorts by new.
He’s charged with battery
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
They say he was arrested for battery.
But it’s fine - I’ve battened down the hutches.
You get your hare dryer.
It’s his worst fear - hare loss.
Hip-Hop
This joke keeps going and going.
Edit; Did you hear...? The energizer bunny was charged with battery.
They're calling it a salt & battery.
The bunny won by a hare.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
Hop Scotch
What's up .doc
It was time for his annual eggzam.
All it could say was "rabbit".
Eggs marks the spot
...charged with battery
A receding Hareline
He was charged with battery.
He was charged with battery.
A receding hareline
He was charged with battery.
You get your hare dryer.
You get your hare dryer.
A receding hairline
He was arrested on battery.
He was charged with battery!
The HARE Force!
