A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?

Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?

Jazz.

I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfslshlps
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristLycan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigglytep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;

it's a problem called ingrown hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"

The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amitaish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Owning rabbits is tough.

Some might say it's a harey situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buggnugg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?

Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsfmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wB68
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I burned my rabbit stew.

Now it’s a hare overdone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onalease
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?

A receding hare-line !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œWhat’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...

β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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A rabbit, a priest, and an elder walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I'm type-o."

Technically it's a mom joke since my mother-in-law told me....but I still laughed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittyeThePhotog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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What do you call it when you move a rabbit from one spot to another?

A hare transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.

It was a game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Help give my pet rabbit a job title

Chief of Hoperations? Director of fuzz? Give me your best, most official sounding titles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstew96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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So I was driving when I see a woman run over a poor rabbit. I stopped immediately to render assistance.

I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days.
I think to myself "Can I render first aid ? "
Then it hits me, I can fix this.
I go to the boot of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away.

As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us !
He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight.

The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?"

I look and it is hair restorer with a permanent wave.

I wish to add no Rabbits were harmed in the telling of this story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Where would you find flying rabbits?

in the hare force

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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A family gets a rabbit, and friend comes over.

Friend: So what are you gonna name him?

Dad: It's a hare, actually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanaanRS
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Pet rabbit missing. Last seen carried away by owl

Fowl play suspected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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How do you call a rabbit that make puns?

Bugs Punny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikkel1508
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What do you call an elderly rabbit?

Harold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insonarc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?

It's all in the hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingDemon23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I think there's a typo hare".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigECheese1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits

So from a distance it looks like hares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitaBoyo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Why did the rabbit choose to become a jeweler?

Because he got to work with carats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fadswaffer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My dad's just messaged me saying my mum noticed her eyebrows have gone today. He drew some rabbits in their place and sent me a photo..

Asking if they look like hares from a distance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolez-nunez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.

The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you get when you cross a Rabbit with a Rottweiler?

Just the Rottweiler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits

I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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JACK-rabbit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rileyt0413
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Did you hear the story in the news about the man who planned to replace his head with a rabbits?

What a hare-brained scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Did you hear about the bird of prey that swooped down on a rabbit, but missed?

It was really hawkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit

Doctor: you have a bad case of updoc

Patient: what’s updoc?

Doctor: this is more serious than I thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I ordered rabbit stew at the pub the other day...

The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.

I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I just saw a bird of prey swoop down and completely miss a rabbit.

It was hawkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it

2-fer

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitten0077
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasn’t shown up in a week.

Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatemokidd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?

Receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pscud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGt_Stiff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...

The hare vanished into thin hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I have a plan to transplant a rabbit's cerebellum into a human skull.

It's a hare-brained scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I’m a bald man and I’m thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.

From a distance they will look like hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineArma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Rabbits would probably say that having kids is the hare-raising adventure of a lifetime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranguPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.

Now he’s just some bunny we used to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Now I know why restaurants don't serve rabbit soup

Patrons would constantly be yelling "waiter! There's a "hare" in my soup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I got sued once... the plaintiff brought in a rabbit as his key witness...

The judge dismissed it as hare say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I visited my friend and his pet rabbit ran away the very next day.

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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If you get a dachshund for badgers, a beagle for rabbits, and a lab for ducks, what kind of dog do you get for play?

A plott hound

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Issa rabbit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prescott1997
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?

They were a hare too short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesamepuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why is the rabbit grumpy?

Its having a bad hare day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilloFortune__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you call someone who paints rabbits?

A hip-hop artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjlind718
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The rabbit was upset, inconsolable and...

...completely haresterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What's the word for the home of a rabbit?

A rabbitat

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a happy rabbit?

A hoptimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGBANANABUS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.

Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrOsteel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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Beer and rabbits 🐰🍻
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riiisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My son's getting older and worried about going bald, so I advised him to get a tattoo of a rabbit on his head. He just stared at me confused, so I said...

"Yeah, because from a distance, it'll look like hare!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œWhat’ll ya have?”

The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart86221
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says β€œI think I might be a Type O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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