A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leon08x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

Hippity hop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaimesBond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooRobots9182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You β€˜neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the rabbit spill its beer?

It was too hoppy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?

A rabitat.

My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_muso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.

He was really pushing his luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Have you heard about the bald rabbit?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

U-nique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bocephus82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?

A jump rope!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughese24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Rabbits are really bad at math

But they're good at multiplication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePandaExcess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lhstar28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?

Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsfmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?

Jazz.

I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfslshlps
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What number do rabbits call when they have an emergency?

9-bun-bun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I bought a rabbit pen.

But my rabbit still can’t write.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristLycan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How do you call a rabbit without an eye?

Rabbt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amitaish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wB68
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"

The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?

A receding hare-line !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?

Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a Type-O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joyfulpunner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigglytep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jweber96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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