A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, Iβm here for the carrots.
What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Jazz.
I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.
What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;
it's a problem called ingrown hares.
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."
How do you call a rabbit without an eye?
Owning rabbits is tough.
Some might say it's a harey situation.
Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?
Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says βIβm pretty sure Iβm a type-oβ
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
I burned my rabbit stew.
Now itβs a hare overdone.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
A rabbit, a priest, and an elder walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I'm type-o."
Technically it's a mom joke since my mother-in-law told me....but I still laughed a lot.
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
What do you call it when you move a rabbit from one spot to another?
We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.
Help give my pet rabbit a job title
Chief of Hoperations? Director of fuzz? Give me your best, most official sounding titles.
So I was driving when I see a woman run over a poor rabbit. I stopped immediately to render assistance.
I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days.
I think to myself "Can I render first aid ? "
Then it hits me, I can fix this.
I go to the boot of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away.
As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us !
He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight.
The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?"
I look and it is hair restorer with a permanent wave.
I wish to add no Rabbits were harmed in the telling of this story
Where would you find flying rabbits?
A family gets a rabbit, and friend comes over.
Friend: So what are you gonna name him?
Dad: It's a hare, actually.
Pet rabbit missing. Last seen carried away by owl
How do you call a rabbit that make puns?
What do you call an elderly rabbit?
Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?
A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I think there's a typo hare".
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits
So from a distance it looks like hares
Why did the rabbit choose to become a jeweler?
Because he got to work with carats.
My dad's just messaged me saying my mum noticed her eyebrows have gone today. He drew some rabbits in their place and sent me a photo..
Asking if they look like hares from a distance!
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".
What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?
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What do you get when you cross a Rabbit with a Rottweiler?
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
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JACK-rabbit
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Did you hear the story in the news about the man who planned to replace his head with a rabbits?
What a hare-brained scheme.
Did you hear about the bird of prey that swooped down on a rabbit, but missed?
Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit
Doctor: you have a bad case of updoc
Patient: whatβs updoc?
Doctor: this is more serious than I thought
I ordered rabbit stew at the pub the other day...
The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.
I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
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I just saw a bird of prey swoop down and completely miss a rabbit.
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!
It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You neek up on it
2-fer
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasnβt shown up in a week.
Now itβs just some bunny I used to know.
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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?
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A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
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I have a plan to transplant a rabbit's cerebellum into a human skull.
It's a hare-brained scheme.
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Iβm a bald man and Iβm thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.
From a distance they will look like hares.
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Rabbits would probably say that having kids is the hare-raising adventure of a lifetime
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My kidβs pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we canβt find it.
Now heβs just some bunny we used to know.
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Now I know why restaurants don't serve rabbit soup
Patrons would constantly be yelling "waiter! There's a "hare" in my soup!"
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I got sued once... the plaintiff brought in a rabbit as his key witness...
The judge dismissed it as hare say.
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I visited my friend and his pet rabbit ran away the very next day.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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If you get a dachshund for badgers, a beagle for rabbits, and a lab for ducks, what kind of dog do you get for play?
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Issa rabbit
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Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?
They were a hare too short.
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Why is the rabbit grumpy?
Its having a bad hare day
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What do you call someone who paints rabbits?
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The rabbit was upset, inconsolable and...
...completely haresterical
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What's the word for the home of a rabbit?
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What do you call a happy rabbit?
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If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.
Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.
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Beer and rabbits π°π»
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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
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My son's getting older and worried about going bald, so I advised him to get a tattoo of a rabbit on his head. He just stared at me confused, so I said...
"Yeah, because from a distance, it'll look like hare!"
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says βI think I might be a Type Oβ.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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