A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You βneak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of Americaβs car bunny missions.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, βWell he's pushing his luck!β
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Have you heard about the bald rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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︎ Jun 03 2020
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Rabbits are really bad at math
But they're good at multiplication.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
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︎ Sep 24 2020
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
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︎ May 03 2020
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, Iβm here for the carrots.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says βIβm pretty sure Iβm a type-oβ
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︎ Apr 25 2020
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Jazz.
I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What number do rabbits call when they have an emergency?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still canβt write.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
How do you call a rabbit without an eye?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
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︎ May 26 2020
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!
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︎ Jul 13 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?
Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne
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︎ Jul 08 2020
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a Type-O.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
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︎ Feb 22 2020
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typoβ
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︎ Sep 05 2020
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