Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
So I used to own a rabbit farm.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
Have you heard about the bald rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?
Rabbits are really bad at math
But they're good at multiplication.
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?
Jazz.
I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.
What number do rabbits call when they have an emergency?
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still can’t write.
What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
How do you call a rabbit without an eye?
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because on the other side, it saw a great hopportunity!
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
Elton John has brought a treadmill for his pet rabbit
It's a little fit bunny...
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo”
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