Halloween pun
I know two women who are twins and look a lot like each other.
One is a scientist and the other performs dark magic.
I don’t know which is witch...
Need help coming up with a good Halloween pun...
Group of peeps I hang out with are making good Halloween puns involving their user. I need one that can make use of either Vince, Vincevaleker, e11, or Valeker. Any ideas?
Can anyone help me come up with soccer player/Halloween puns
Any help will be much appreciated! Some examples for what I need are..
Count Ronaldo, Lionel Mummy, and Frankeneymar
These are kinda week lol give me some of your best ones!
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.
He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
India has canceled Halloween!
They ran out of Gandhi :(
What do Alabamans do on Halloween?
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
Star Trek Halloween Special
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
I was thinking of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.
I find it really hard to pull it off.
I asked my dad why i crave pumpkins every Halloween
"its because you're dyslexic son"
2 years ago I went to Halloween as ThanOS
I thought about dressing up as a plank of wood for halloween
I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.
Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
Today, while hanging Halloween lights, my 3 year old made his first pun:
Wow, that blue spider is so beautiful! It’s Blue-tiful!
I’m so proud.
Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.
What’s a hillbillies favorite thing to do on Halloween?
Why do bottomless shoes count as Halloween decorations.
Because they have no soles.
There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween
I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied
I know, I know, that was Terryble
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
What do they call Halloween in Australia?
How did the ghost measure all its Halloween activities?
What do you call a spiritual person on Halloween?
This Halloween, I decided to go as a gigantic butter knife.
Whatever else you might do on Halloween, don't eat a ghost!
It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.
"Which is?" he asked.
"Exactly."
Think I'm giving Halloween a miss this year...
After all, I've been munching sweeta and wearing a mask since March.
Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
Happy Halloween!
I love this holiday so much that I can almost forget I won't be able to make rent tomorrow by 1 measly dollar.
I asked a friend "Are there girls who don't use Halloween to wear something slutty?" They replied...
This Halloween I'm dressing up as something really scary....
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