9 Hilarious Paganism Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism

Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki

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👤︎ u/zthazel

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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Pagan Pun.

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👤︎ u/Cadaverkitten94

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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What do you call a pagan grandma?

A pentagran

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👤︎ u/MrA313

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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A friend just told me about this documentary on burnout in the pagan community...

it's called "The Bleh Witch Project"

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👤︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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Four hundred years ago, the pagan minority in Salem learned a valuable lesson about dealing with religious fanaticism

Be careful what you witch for

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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Us Christians managed to repurpose all the old pagan holidays, well, except for New Years.

We really dropped the ball on that one.

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👤︎ u/kmaheynoway

📅︎ Jan 02 2018

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Who were the heaviest of the pagans?

The Teutons

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👤︎ u/Charylla

📅︎ Mar 19 2017

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A shampoo for pagans is called...

Heathen Shoulders

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy

📅︎ Nov 14 2016

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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)

Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!

Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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👤︎ u/DankOfTheEndless

📅︎ Jun 21 2017

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