I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism

Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Pagan Pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a pagan grandma?

A pentagran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrA313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A friend just told me about this documentary on burnout in the pagan community...

it's called "The Bleh Witch Project"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Four hundred years ago, the pagan minority in Salem learned a valuable lesson about dealing with religious fanaticism

Be careful what you witch for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Us Christians managed to repurpose all the old pagan holidays, well, except for New Years.

We really dropped the ball on that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmaheynoway
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Who were the heaviest of the pagans?

The Teutons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charylla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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A shampoo for pagans is called...

Heathen Shoulders

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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)

QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!

QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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