Did you hear about the mobsters that always wore costumes?

They were a bunch of wise guise.

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I just realized my co-worker is homophonic . . .

. . . he keeps using the wrong words. It sounds right when he talks, but when he's writing it's just a mess.

>Weight a minute, look over their, those guise are using hare brushes on a whores!

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📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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