Losing weight in Great Britain is easy.

Everything costs a couple pounds

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/13toycar
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What was Britain called before they decided it was 'Great'

Pretty Good Britain

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/themoreidont
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I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.

She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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With Great Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will that free up?

1 GB

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Maybe Trump is slyly trying to hand back sovereignty to Great Britain.

I.e. Make America "Great" again...

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GB
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/asrapg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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The Bad Spy

During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.

Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.

They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards

However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.

Why ?

>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Arklaw
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Dad got a penguin joke book today...

Why don't penguins like to visit Great Britain?

They are afraid of Wales.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sjgw137
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Brady Haran is gonna be a great dad

Keith: The weights and measures of Great Britain go right back to medieval times and all of these weights and measures were stored by command in the Palace of Westminster. Of course, in the 19th century the whole lot burned down, so Britain lost its weights and measures effectively.

Brady: Would that be an example ofโ€ฆ mass destruction?

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Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T26Cw77Bco0&t=2m59s

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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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